
From the cutting room floor, ABC News:
20/20’s Barbara Walters: “Teresa. Come November, will your husband beat Bush?”
Teresa Heinz Kerry: “Well, I don’t know if he’ll exactly beat it, Barbara. But if he tickles it a little more often you won’t get any complaints out of me…”

Oh. My. God! Anti-PC much, Jeff? Still it needed to be said. ;-p
“… he hasn’t found the magic ‘57’ spot in years.”
You’re like a 15-year old boy. Doesn’t that bother you?
Kerry will never ketchup to Bush with this support…..
It doesn’t bother me that he’s like a 15 year old boy. I like the stamina Jeff seems to have (big long eyelashes blinking). Combine that with the age and it’s the perfect combination- the ability to last and go again and again and again…blogging that is.
I wonder if she prefers her dog with condiments or plain?
Scroll around the page a bit more, Linda. A 15-year old boy never made me check the dictionary for “performative”.
Then consider the possibility that humor helps maintain a lighter tone than “Policy Wonk Quarterly”.
You’re like a 15-year old boy. Doesn’t that bother you?
And you’re like an 80-year old, crotchety nun with a ruler in hand at a boarding school for wayward girls. Doesn’t that bother you?
P.S. Jeff – sorry to get you excited with the whole wayward girls / boarding school imagery.
Hmmm. There’s a punk/goth clothing store near where I work that sells rather cool stuff. One of my favorites is a T-shirt with a picture of the Virgin Mary on it, and above and below, in a sort of rah-rah high school athletic shirt font, is found “Immaculate Conception School for Wayward Girls” . . . . . . . .