Fonda: “Hey, it could be worse, right? I mean, at least she didn’t defend his eminence while straddling an anti-aircraft gun in the Pakistan kush. Now, whether or not that was because she figured al Qaeda fighters weren’t likely to have Dasani water and Oreo Double Stuffs, or because she feared they’d gut her like a randy Markhor if they ever found out she likes to eat the peach fish, I have no idea.*
“Then again, who says it has to be one or the other? Rosie is a complex chick, and these are complex issues. Like when you drop acid and really study colors. Open your mind and you’ll see, for instance, that there’s no such thing as ‘black’ and ‘white.’ Only infinite shades of gray, in infinite layers of grayness.
“And there’s a lesson it that, man. Somewhere. If you, like, really squint…”*
I have dropped acid and I really miss the flashbacks. Now I have to lay out a substantial amount at the liquor counter and it’s … well …just not the same. (And no, I am not kidding like you usually are about these things.)
You know, if you stick a mustache on that…
The resemblance is striking. Has anyone ever seen KSM and Rosie in the same place at the same time?
TW: evidence – see! see! I toldya!
Today, on The View:
Rosie: “I know what it’s like to be dead! I know what it is to feel sad!”
Elizabeth: ”You’re making me feel like I’ve never been born.”
How much do you suppose Ro would pay for a bottle of Mars water?
Personally, I think she see’s KSM as the one man who could finally turn her back to the straight – I mean, he’s
a. a terrorist (ie bad boy)
b. hates America, especially conservatives, so they already have that in common.
c. hates the Bush administration- one more thing they have in common.
d. Enjoy eating to excess.
e. hairy, reminding Rosie of her upper lip.
Its a match made in heaven. Who are we to deny Rosie’s last chance to be happy.
Rosie O’Donnell gives fat pig-ugly dykes a bad name.
Moby.
If this wasn’t on video, I’d have sworn it was sourced from The Onion.
Pig-hating Moby.
I was going to rebut some of Rosie’s inanity, but then why bother? They rebut themselves. Besides, no matter how many times you rebut her, her butt is still a mile wide.
TW: Rosie’s butt is a good27 feet in circumference.
SWINEIST!!!
I would pay good money to see Rosie straddling an antiaircraft gun. It’s so Freudian.
I’d pay even more to see the crane that hoisted her up there.
Sucks, doesn’t it?
Try sake. If you don’t overdo it, it’s the closest thing to mescaline ever put into a bottle…(hic)…
“Mescal,” said the Consul.
Peter Fonda visits Rosie’s house for the first time:
“No, I mean it, you’ve got a nice place. It’s not every man that can live off the land, you know. You do your own thing in your own time. You should be proud.”