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More Pay-per-View Brainwashing [Dan Collins]

“The Happening” will not be the only big-budget studio film to test a new kind of villainy, in which the real victim is the environment, and, whatever the plot variations, the enemy is all of us. Beginning this summer and for months after, movies as diverse as the “The Simpsons Movie,” “Transformers,” a remake of “Creature From the Black Lagoon,” and James Cameron’s “Avatar” will take on environmental themes.

The Shit is Happening.  The Happening is Shit.  You know, when I voted against the Gorebot, it was largely so I wouldn’t have to suffer through 4 years of being lectured by a supercilious ninny.  And James Cameron?  That guy thinks his craps are the Sistine Chapel.

28 Replies to “More Pay-per-View Brainwashing [Dan Collins]”

  1. Jim in KC says:

    I voted against the Gorebot because he was bought and paid for by the Chinese… “No controlling legal authority,” my ass.  How about just simply not committing treason?

  2. happyfeet says:

    At the same time, Mr. Landau stressed that Mr. Cameron’s lifelong approach has been to treat social lessons as secondary to entertainment. “People who see the theme will get an important message” as something of a bonus, he said.

    This is from Cameron’s original Avatar treatment:

    AT HELL’S GATE Josh goes to the linkroom and makes an impassioned speech to the controllers when their shift ends. He says that they know the truth, in their hearts if not in their minds… that Pandora is not Hell, it is Eden. And Eden is being bulldozed and stripmined and raped. We have no right. We are the aliens here. We are the space monsters.

    The Na’vi don’t understand what is happening. They trusted us and we betrayed them. And people like Selfridge, with their corruption and deceit, are going to turn this place into another Earth. Suck the life out of it, and kill it like a cancer.

    YAY! I got a bonus!!! Can you see the theme boys and girls?

  3. Bill D. Cat says:

    CLIMATE INJUSTICE !!! Get out the credit cards sinners , and REPENT.

  4. Anonymous Coward says:

    So happyfeet, did you choose your name before or after the recent film of the same name which is the first in this series?

  5. happyfeet says:

    It was like right at the week of release – hijacking the persona of the liberal penguin was like super-subversive in my little mind –

  6. FabioC. says:

    Too bad for Cameron… I liked his work a lot. Aliens, Terminator and more.

  7. MScott says:

    Yes, well, you know.  When you’ve been in Hollywood as long as he has it’s hard not to be… enlightened.

  8. His Frogness says:

    I believe the science will bring the truth to light before our economy is brought to its knees by eco-friendly regulations smile

    If you’d like to escape for awhile into a more righteous tale of environmentalism, I would suggest reading Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six. It’s meaty goodness.

  9. Bill D. Cat says:

    the liberal penguin

    Opus ….. is that you Opus ?

  10. TIm P says:

    And James Cameron?  That guy thinks his craps are the Sistine Chapel.

    Uhm, actually Dan, research in Wikipedia turns up the fact that while his craps may not be the Sistine Chapel, they are small adobe huts just outside of Mexicali. These huts house several otherwise homeless families and boy are they ever thankful.

    The humanity.

  11. Dewclaw says:

    Too bad for Cameron… I liked his work a lot. Aliens, Terminator and more.

    The descent began with “The Abyss”…

  12. happyfeet says:

    Virgil: Goddammit, you bitch! You never backed away from anything in your life! Now fight!

    [Slaps Lindsay]

    Virgil: Fight!

    [Slaps Lindsay again]

    Virgil: Fight! Right now! Do it! Fight goddammit! Fight! Fight! Fiiiiight!

  13. John Lynch says:

    “People who see the theme will get an important message” as something of a bonus, he said.

    I’m still trying to understand the message; it hasn’t been told often enough or shrilly enough.

    Let me see: releasing too much gas causes gerbil warming, but some people buy coupons that make it OK?

    What do the scientists have to say about that? Is it truthy? Should we have them investigate, do research, or vote or something?

    And the solution: shouldn’t we legislate, or better yet comply with a non-answerable international body, for more control, less freedom, and of course wealth transference (once we’ve defined the problem)?

    Can I skip the movies now?

  14. MScott says:

    Crpl. Hicks:  “I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit.  It’s the only way to be sure.”

    Now THAT’S a “bonus message”.

  15. Robert Schwartz says:

    Liberals are obsessed with the end of the world because their world ended when the Soviet Union collapsed.

  16. Rusty says:

    Myrrh. His shits are made of myrrh. He shits myrrh. I kid you not. They are perfectly round and have a slightly golden tint.And his pee is champagne. People in Hollywood drink it. It’s true.

    Beginning this summer and for months after, movies as diverse as the “The Simpsons Movie,” “Transformers,” a remake of “Creature From the Black Lagoon,” and James Cameron’s “Avatar” will take on environmental themes.

    Why not save everybody some time and money and just endlwessly loop the movie “Havana” and have someone hit you in the head with a hammer.

  17. Shecky "Vegas? I Died Everywhere Now!" Green says:

    A remake of “Creature from the Black Lagoon…” Why not just have Amanda Marcotte remake Humanoids from the Deep?

  18. Karl says:

    More scientists are rebelling aginst the Gorebot. And the New York Times reported it.

    It’s going to be a rough go for the Greens if Hell keeps freezing over.

  19. Merovign says:

    It’s happening slower than I expected, but there is growing demand for an “alternative Hollywood” with at least 75% less stupidity.

    There was talk about it when the announcement was made that Bruce Willis would be working on a movie about the experiences of the 2-4 ID in Iraq (don’t know the status of that), and “300” appears to have been deliberately non-idiotarian (and using reduced-cost production techniques, which will help).

    As time goes by, more decentralized sources for entertainment will evolve. Thankfully.

    I think if I went to a sci-fi movie with some greenie on a spaceship bloviating about how humans shouldn’t be “speading their filth around the universe,” theaters would have to offer a 110% money-back guarantee to get me in the doors after that.

  20. SGT Ted says:

    with some greenie on a spaceship bloviating about how humans shouldn’t be “speading their filth around the universe,”

    Exchange the spaceship for a Gulfstream V and you see that for free by watching C-SPAN. Or the Academy aWeards.

  21. furriskey says:

    I don’t think it’s right that a SGT should mock a one-time Presidential Candidate who, had things panned out differently, might have been Emperor of the World.

  22. Merovign says:

    I don’t think it’s right that bleu cheese mold is cultured on wheat bread, but there you are.

  23. Rusty says:

    endlessly

    Doh!

  24. ed says:

    Hmmm.

    I’d pay money for the guys that do Robot Chicken to do a send-off of this silly thing.

    Particularly if they can weave in their Ode to the Nut Shot.

  25. furriskey says:

    I don’t think it’s right that bleu cheese mold is cultured on wheat bread

    They do that? Things are worse than I thought.

  26. MScott says:

    Karl, I liked this point in the article:

    He said that after 30 years of trying to communicate the dangers of global warming, “I think that I’m finally getting a little better at it.”

    So, apparently right after he invented the internet, he got on the global warming bandwagon, right around the time that the rest of the scientific community said a new ice was forthcoming.  He’s quite the visionary.

  27. BJTexs says:

    He clearly has supporters among leading scientists, who commend his popularizations and call his science basically sound. In December, he spoke in San Francisco to the American Geophysical Union and got a reception fit for a rock star from thousands of attendees.

    “He has credibility in this community,” said Tim Killeen, the group’s president and director of the National Center for Atmospheric Research, a top group studying climate change. “There’s no question he’s read a lot and is able to respond in a very effective way.”

    I wonder why that would be?

    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

    Hmmmm…

  28. Patrick Chester says:

    Wasn’t most of the 90s version of “The Outer Limits” composed of episodes like that?

    Or at least “humanity stooooooopid” episodes where we basically blow ourselves up by the end credits or similar.

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