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Op-Ed: Time to Ban Royals from Opening Their Yaps [Dan Collins]

Note: I had this up briefly yesterday, then pulled it down for more serious fare.  In the interim, that Allah guy at Hot Air posted on it.  My apologies to commenters for the phantom post.

The Prince of Wales told a nutritionist in Abu Dhabi Tuesday that the “key” to people eating healthily was to ban McDonald’s fast food restaurants.

Prince Charles was attending the launch of a public health awareness campaign aimed at fighting diabetes in the United Arab Emirates (UAE).

He visited the Imperial College London Diabetes Centre and watched as a group of children chose from a selection of “good” and “bad” snacks for their school packed lunches.

Talking to Nadine Tayara, a nutritionist from the centre who had put the children through their paces, he asked her: “Have you got anywhere with McDonald’s? Have you tried getting it banned? That’s the key.”

Not to put too fine a point on this, Your Margarine, because you seem like an earnest mentally challenged horse-faced chap, but if it please you, “shut the fuck up.”

  • British cuisine

  • Scottish name

  • German heritage with regard to Hamburg

  • Architecture: Golden Arches

  • Not everyone has army of domestics

  • Bite me.

Sorry, but I can’t do all of the work for you.

UPDATE: More from Anorak.

8 Replies to “Op-Ed: Time to Ban Royals from Opening Their Yaps [Dan Collins]”

  1. John Lynch says:

    Dan,

    Some assembly required? 

    So now WE get to put together the screed using the droppings you’ve so thoughtfully supplied?

    Jeff!  Danny’s not stacking the blocks right!

    tw: merely49: ah, those were the days.

  2. whitd says:

    People really are hooked on that crap. Personally, it’s like a brick in me. And it makes me crap big within 15 minutes of eating it.

  3. John Lynch says:

    Mmm.  Cherry turnover.

  4. Fat B******d says:

    McRib. Jesus, I’ve got 10 pounds of them stored in my fat cells.

  5. Robert says:

    Any man who would ditch a babe like Dianna so that he could marry his horse, should be put in a padded room.

  6. McGehee says:

    And it makes me crap big within 15 minutes of eating it.

    Fiber?

  7. Neo says:

    I wonder if he really cares about the health of his subjects or if he is just tired of looking out the windows of Windsor Castle and seeing the McDonalds across the street.

    If Burger King gets mentioned next, it is probably because there is a Burger King a couple of shops down from the McDonalds.

  8. Nolo Contendere says:

    They don’t call it the Royal Moronarchy for nothing.

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