eg. “Is that your pandowdy?” “Yes, that pandowdy belongs to me.”
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Can you have your pandowdy, and eat it too?
I DEMAND PANDOWDY!
“Edited”
I create audio for video games. On more than one occasion I’ve found myself saying; I edited it.
Hang on a minute…..there’s a Maureen Dowd joke in there somewhere. It’s totally convoluted, but it’s in there…..
My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening thru a cosmic vapor of invention……
“Ditto.”
“Ditto, you provincial putz?”
Pandowdy.
Hmmm.
A frumpy flute?
“Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.”
Admit it—it makes you laugh too.
C’mon, why is it left to me to remark:
ALL YOUR PANDOWDY BELONG TO US!!!
What’s the difference between pandowdy and brown betty? Racism?
I believe that should be:
ALL YOUR PANDOWDY ARE BELONG TO US!!
But still, you win. I never thought of that. I almost tried a “Because of the Pandowdy” bit but it just didn’t sing.
I know what this means, but Steven Wright would be proud:
Can I have another big slice of puppy pandowdy. You know. For the orphans.
“pander”. a person who procures for another the means of gratifying his (or her) base passions
From which you might think it reasonable to conclude that a “pandermite” would be the thing (or person) procured.
But no. Pandermite is a hydrogen calcium borate, or in layman’s terms, ‘alfi’. Funny things, words.
All I can say is that is a good thing Jeff’s not teaching ESL.
I still like atlatl.
As in “I hope the reactionary leftists never invent a poo-flinging atlatl.”
If I can’t work my favorite archaic adjective, “rebarbative”, into this thread, I guess I never will.
Shoofly pie and apple pan dowdy…I can’t get enough of that wonderful stuff!
TSI–
As in, Silky Pwn3y sucks the rebarbative cock of Satan?
Chambers Dictionary 1998 Edition. Page 37.
Alf alf, n a classic example of a narrow-minded, ignorant and male-chauvinist man.- Also adj.
When serving pandowdy, it is appropriate to decorate with a tasteful nosegay.