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Here We Go Again (CraigC)

Michelle has an item about Matt Sanchez, a U.S. Marine who has been making the rounds of the talk shows, and appeared at this year’s CPAC.  Turns out that Corporal Sanchez, in a former life was, you guessed it, a GAY PORN STAR!!

There are now tawdry rumors about Sanchez’s past lighting up the left-wing blogs. Cpl. Sanchez says he will respond on his blog.

I googled Corporal Sanchez, and found the lefty website (NSFW!) that broke the story, and it ain’t a “tawdry rumor.” So how does this blogger react to the news, and how will the nutroots react with the wall-to-wall coverage that’s no doubt on its way?  Good for him, it shows that the gay community is being mainstreamed?  Hey, that was in his past, it shouldn’t affect his current life?  Sure he’s a reichwinger, but just because he’s gay, he shouldn’t be, er, pigeonholed into one political position?

Nope.  And you know why, don’t you, dear readers?

BECAUSE OF THE HYPOCRISY!!!!!!

41 Replies to “Here We Go Again (CraigC)”

  1. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Go ahead, take over.

  2. Dan Collins says:

    Kerfluffle.

  3. So…is it OK to call him a faggot?

  4. Rod Majors says:

    A conservative professional victim is outed as a gay porn star, and this proves what hypocrites liberals are. Of course.

  5. Dale says:

    My indifference is overwhelming. Or, in other words, who (on the right) cares?

    If they were actually interested in a pro-gay agenda, they’d boost him as a sign that don’t-ask/don’t-tell is ludicrous. Instead, he’ll be tarred as a self-hating-gay who kills to overcompensate for his internal struggle over fighting for the homophobic military and its homophobic CIC.

    It must be the fault of neo-con JOOOS.

  6. friend says:

    Wow…is this guy related to Andy Sullivan?  Isn’t that guy a gay reichwinger too?

  7. OK, so let me get this straight:

    o Democrat who walked around with pointy sheets on his head and burnt crosses; all is forgiven.

    o Republican who had gay sex in front of a camera; he has to be DESTROYED!!!

    Is that about right?

    Because if that’s the new standard, then the idea that someone can turn their life around is officially dead, and we’re doomed to always be the people we were at age 18.

  8. friend says:

    Did you see the unit on that guy?  Obviously he is a waaaar mongerererer!

  9. Pablo says:

    A conservative professional victim is outed as a gay porn star, and this proves what hypocrites liberals are.

    Why is he a “professional victim”, Rod? He’s no Joe Wilson.

  10. CraigC says:

    Whoever you are, “Rod,” while the phrase “BECAUSE OF THE HYPOCRISY” does indirectly describe the left’s position on this, it refers to their reaction to Cpl. Sanchez himself. He’s a hypocrite, you see, because he’s a conservative and a member of the baby-killing military. It’s a catchphrase Jeff came up with during the Jeff Gannon frenzy.

    Clear as mud?

  11. daleyrocks says:

    What does Mike Rogers say on this one?  Is he staying quiet and perhaps angling for a date or taking his usual position that you can’t be gay and a Republican?  As usyaul, no hate speech from the esteemable Mike last fall.

  12. Gabriel Malor says:

    Is it too much to ask that we have some good looking conservative former gay pornstars?

    …or am I on a totally different wavelength than the rest of you?

  13. ed says:

    Hmmmm.

    Oh Christ on a Crutch!

    Not another Gannon thingy.  Do we really have to go through this silliness yet again?

    sigh.  Someone get this guy a press pass to the White House!  Stat!

  14. mojo says:

    Title:

    Return of The Son of the GAY PORN COCK OF LIES!

    (An Ellison Greenburg Mystery)

  15. Tom says:

    “Rod Majors”

    heh.

  16. Dan Collins says:

    Gabriel,

    I have NO RESPECT for porn stars who use body doubles.

  17. Dan Collins says:

    Or stuntpersons.

  18. Mikey NTH says:

    I’m supposed to care about this…why, again?

  19. I’ve never heard of this fellow.  I didn’t ask, and he didn’t tell.  Hope that doesn’t make me complicit in the Vast Right-Wing Hypocrisy Machine.  Coz if it does, I’ve probably missed no end of deadlines by now.

  20. Now, that barely sub-orgasmic babe on the cover of the book in that Amazon blogad to right, now….Rrrrowwlll…

  21. tachyonshuggy says:

    He’s a hypocrite, you see, because he’s a conservative and a member of the baby-killing military.

    Being gay is just preemptive baby killing anyway.

  22. CraigC says:

    I’m supposed to care about this…why, again?

    You aren’t supposed to care about it all, that’s the point.

  23. cynn says:

    I don’t consider him a hypocrite if he is in fact gay and in the military.  However, he should have known better than to speak for his fellow soldiers.  The porn stuff was bound to come out, so to speak.

  24. N. O'Brain says:

    You aren’t supposed to care about it all, that’s the point.

    Posted by CraigC | permalink

    on 03/07 at 11:16 AM

    Hey, I preemptively didn’t care about it.

  25. However, he should have known better than to speak for his fellow soldiers.  The porn stuff was bound to come out, so to speak.

    Yeah! How dare a less-than-perfect person take a stand!

  26. cjd says:

    However, he should have known better than to speak for his fellow soldiers.

    Why, cynn?  Gay or not, speaking out for his fellow Marines was, well, the Marine thing to do.  Simply because he should have been mindful of the potential for publicity?  I understand what you’re trying to say, though.

    The porn stuff was bound to come out, so to speak.

    At this point cynn, no one can avoid making a prun, er, pun about this.

  27. TJIT says:

    Interesting watching how hard the “tolerant” left works at virtual gay bashing and diligently tries to turn gay into an epithet.

    Once again demonstrating their deeply held homophobia.

  28. steve says:

    If he’s doing gay porn while in the Marines then he should be discharged.  But if he’s a good Marine now, I don’t care.  He probably won’t be sticking around long, though.

  29. Brendan says:

    He should claim that the gay porn was just satire.

  30. mojo says:

    BTW: NO “Dirty Sanchez” jokes.

    You’ve been warned.

  31. CraigC says:

    Obviously, you didn’t click on the link, Mojo.

  32. SteveG says:

    Nice photos, but where’s the midget?

    Beware the “scaly flanked war salmon” at your six…

    Anyway who cares if the guy is gay…. I know a couple of guys who worked in that industry who weren’t gay and I also know a couple who were so gay everyone just referred to them as the “fags” or as “chiclet”. I remember asking my gay friend who those guys were (he’d rented out his property for a photo shoot) and he answers “oh god, those homos? They are the biggest fags…” and then he really started bitching about ‘em.

    I was the only straight guy there and once I got the place ready for the post photo shoot cast party (which I hear was sweaty fun for everyone) I grabbed a cold six pack and hauled my virgin ass home… it was a little strange but whatever.

    Now the guy from Colorado Springs? Haggerty? Now that was funny….. I think he went to rehab too….bwahahahahahaha

  33. George S. "Butch" Patton (Mrs.) says:

    Sweet Jaysus… Joseph Wambaugh was writing about gay Marine male models in the freaking 70’s.  How much of a surprise can this be?

    I mean, come on, any service with seven different uniforms for the enlisted men alone… in cadence, accessorize!

  34. samuil leygerman says:

    can we call him a faggot?

  35. rhoda ramirez says:

    No.  We can call him a Marine.

  36. Chairman Moi says:

    So, uh, did he have a Hummer in the Marines?

  37. Jeff Goldstein says:

    That guy’s post is just perfect—self-aggrandizing, bitching that he’s not getting the proper credit for recognizing a former gay porn star, “outing” someone for the crime of, well, giving the blogger a spankthink for however many years…

    It’s surreal.  The hatred in that post.  The vileness of the language.  The attempt to shock.

    And yet, the beautiful irony is, nobody here really gives a flying fuck.  Just like with Gannon.

    Why?  Because the caricature this blogger has been nurturing in his smudged soul about the “reichwingers” is a sham—a tool to fuel his victim status and to give him license for his “angry queer” persona.

    Real “reich”wingers turned people like him into fucking ashtrays.  Good thing none of them are alive, or they’d probably bitch slap this snarling little gossip with a copy of Mein Kampf.

  38. Beth says:

    These people are fucking pathetic.  What exactly do they intend to accomplish with this shit?  To MAKE him not be conservative any more?  To get blog hits?  (Oooooh, what an accomplishment!)

    Who fucking cares if he was doing porn?  And are all conservatives now expected to confess every sin they’ve ever committed, lest they ever receive some award at CPAC or be on teevee?  OMG, a conservative did WHAT?!  THE HYPOCRITE!!!

    This shit is even more pathetic than the Jeff Gannon witch hunt. 

    It’s surreal.  The hatred in that post.  The vileness of the language.  The attempt to shock.

    It shows what miserable failures as human beings they are, and what a fucking joke the blogosphere is.

  39. TBinSTL says:

    I would really, really enjoy him saying something to the effect that “service in the Marines CURED me of my homosexuallity. I mean, seriously the heads would be popping all over the country, like somebody was driving around playing Slim Whitman over a loudspeaker…..

  40. MayBee says:

    It seems like only a week ago the left was celebrating the veteran Sgt Eric Alva, the first man wounded in Iraq, for coming out.

    Anyway, I salute Cpl Sanchez.  And he seems to be saluting me.

  41. Slartibartfast says:

    If he’s doing gay porn while in the Marines then he should be discharged.

    Can we stop with the puns, already?

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