Why do I fail to see the humor? Maybe I need a break from blogging.
Patterico‘s got Ilyka Damen saying it’s no big deal, and Liberal Avenger asking how that Iraq war is going. I can’t see how I could possibly get drunk enough to be so stupid. I don’t think I can. I think I’d pass out long before that happened, or at least lose the ability to type.
Too crowded for an armadillo post this evening. And besides, I’ve had too much scotch, and my wife is pissed at me because I scorched the couch with an errant flaming ouzo shot.
See you next Friday.
It’s true! Goldstein edits my comments to make me look like an elitist scumbag! I’m actually a liberal homosexual humanities professor from Boulder, being held against my will in a basement somewhere! There’s CHICKEN WIRE!
Bad Goldstein! BAD! BAD!
Oh, somebody call de POLEECE!
SB: looked16
Yeah, sure pal.
The Ann Althouse stuff at SN is kinda funny.
???…….. NOW I GET IT …….the absinthe finally arrived . Enjoy .
I’m sorry. I lied. I’m not really associate professor Arthur Williams…
(Ow OW! OK!!)
I mean I’m not being held prisoner in a basement, and I don’t know any “goldstein”. I’m not homosexual. I like girls.
Hell, I don’t even know any “jews”.
(AUUUUUGH!!)
Really. Honest injun.
SB: able36
baker12
(EEEEEEEEKKK!)
I failed to see the humor also, until I read Lurking Observer’s response to the LA mope at Patterico:
Here’s LA:
Followed by LO:
One night in the dark Liberal Avenger must have stuck the nozzle in his ear instead of his twat. A brain douche is the only explanation for his conduct.
Hmmm.
Considering this is right after Marcotte you’d think he’d learn.
*shrug* now he gets to have this shoved in his face every time he shows up.
I wonder if there’s a politician out there stupid enough to hire LA as his/her political blogger?
Doubt it.
Seems nobody much cares anymore about the armadillo.
Which is why I gave him up for adoption to an orphan.
End of March. CIRCLE YOUR CALENDARS!
End of March. CIRCLE YOUR CALENDARS!
Clockwise, or counterclockwise?
What happens at the end of March? Does the armadillo finally appear? You’re having that housewarming party I dreamed about? (And will Martha be there?) The snow will finally melt in Denver? Iran’s nuke will be ready? Give us a hint. Is it bigger than a breadbox?
With a whimper!
oh man, if the breadbox is whimpering it’s all over.
Bloggageddon?
The end of March is a lamb, is it not?
You don’t wanna make the lambs wimper. Please Jeff, for the lambs.
i hate change
change is bad
Probably because you’re a big fat christofascist womyn-hating neo-con godbag.
That, and because the “New York Money-Men” didn’t tell you to laugh.
Clearly this is all a set up to explain away Hillary (The Cankle) Clinton’s shift in Iraq policy.
Her video comments must have been altered by some right wing A/V genius. This Liberal Ammender chap has just sacrificed himself to bring it to the fore.
Why am I so distressed by this? It’s the logical end… but I somehow never imagined they’d do this.
End of March brings April Fools’ Day, when it will be impossible to tell whether drivel posted on Liberal Avenger’s blog is genuine, fraudulent, concocted or simply the imbecile maunderings of his usual associates.
No different form any other day, on reflection.
Have you ever thought, Jeff, that perhaps the old ‘dillo is having trouble adjusting to the new neighborhood?
End of March Jeff announces he’s the new assistant blog master for Rice-2008.
I expect to be be breifed in advance of this ominous “End of March” happening. I do have a secret clearance, Jeff.
I miss the ‘dillo…
I refuse to circle my calendar.
Also, why do soldiers dread the end of February? Because it’s followed by a 31-day March.
That is truly awful.
What did the brassiere say to the hat?
You go on ahead; I’ll give these two a lift.
The conduct is unbecoming, unsavory, and just plain awful. I’d much prefer my unpopular opinions to be responded with a “Fuck you” (Thanks, guys! Now tell me how you really feel!) than some editing to make them… ridiculously, indefensibly unpopular.
I hate much of your politics, Jeff (and guest bloggers), but I know you’re better than that bullshit. You scumbags have integrity, which is why I keep coming back. You don’t puss out like Confederate Yankee and ban me for calling him on some ridiculous statement (though he was nice enough to enroll me in law school in his twisted imagination.) You let me say my piece, call me a liberal/progressive weenie fuckwad, we get to laugh a little (after all, I’ve never fucked a wad), and then we’d go out for drinks if only we weren’t in other parts of the country and had lives and shit.
I’m disgusted when my team fucks up so horribly. I hated that Micah Wright was a liar, but then again, at least he lied about himself. He didn’t make anyone an incestuous sister fucking abortion sympathizer. Only someone like Michelle Malkin could do that.
Was that supposed to be clever?
There was some ‘spatula’ guy that would post on idiot rottweiler or whatever. he would re-write comments like this on his own blog. and taunt people with that. just terrible.
Prediction:
alfie and steviex will avoid this thread like the plague.
When did she do something like that jon?
Do you have a link?
Here’s your link: x.
It probably won’t convince you, but I try.
jon, take a look at this and then please tell us what the fuck you’re talking about.
I see. It was meant to be clever, and the follow-up was even more pathetic. What a wanker you are, Jon.
“Only someone like” is a reference to those who lack common decency. Liberal Avenger lacks common decency, in my opinion. As does Michelle Malkin, author of a book that attempts to justify the theft of property, placement into concentration and work camps, and loss of civil liberties of American citizens based on their race. Maybe such things get a pass in your opinion, but to me they make someone indecent.
It was a throwaway comment at the end of some serious but not solemn remarks about this site. I didn’t know how much trouble difficult words such as “like” and “could” would cause, but I apologize to those with partisan leanings stronger than their word comprehension. Sincerely.
Despite your weasel words, you made an attempt at smearing Michelle Malkin. I just wanted you to support your allegation. I guess our word comprehension is stronger than your nuance.
A pathetic wanker.
Fixed that for you.
Jon – Have you read Malkin’s book or are you just parroting the talking points you read on moonbat blogs, you know, that contempt before investigation standard liberals love?
Hmmm.
@ jon
Here’s the definition I’d use for twits like you.
Liberals.
Filled with the wit and cleverness attributable to 3 year old and endlessly proud of same.
Actually yes, I have read her book. (I’m a librarian, it’s one of the perks of the job.)
I had heard it was disgusting and immoral and all sorts of things, and I had some familiarity with her from right-wing blogs. And guess what? The woman has, to me, proven to be a fascistic loon who has now proven herself capable of almost any sort of awful practice in the pursuit of her political goals.
Do I seriously think she would edit someone’s blog comment to make them appear absurd/deviant/something or other? Well no, since she doesn’t have comments on her site. And also because she’s a big player in media circles and wouldn’t want to risk her big paycheck (jobs–much like family, egos, vanity, love, and respect for others–have a way of keeping us in check.)
And ed, now that‘s the kind of thing I was talking about! I’m glad some of you guys get it. Tickling your anuses (it’s a metaphor, not a sexually-deviant practice, at least in this context) is fun for the jump it causes.
And as Kirk said, “Double dumbass on you!”
So I guess you’re okay with something Reagan apologized for, McGeehee? Watch yourself, since the IRA has been linked to terrorism, trains Islamists in Libya, and–I’d even trust Tony Snow on this–is Irish. When you have a week to sell everything or the government will confiscate it, get moved to a work camp to build some mountain highway while your family gets to live and play in a gated community, I hope you appreciate the fact that it’s because we’re at war. Your check should arrive by 2038 or so.
I’m Scottish, fool.
So, you mean “only someone like Franklin D. Roosevelt” as well, don’t you, jon? And well, “only someone like a Canadian…”, right?
Those fascistic loons!!
jon, you know why Malkin stopped having comments on her site, don’t you?
That aside, I appreciate that you recognize the utter lack of ethics of the behavior that’s the subject of the post, and I agree that no matter which side it were to appear on, it’d be equally unethical.
Jamie, you’re welcome. And yes, I do know why some bloggers don’t have comments. With her, it was a combination of ugliness and volume, but mostlly ugliness.
Pablo, I agree. Stupid decisions made sixty-plus years ago are still stupid. But agreeing with them in the Twenty-First Century is stupid to another degree.
McGeehee, sorry. Scots rule! But I guess the point doesn’t matter if you aren’t Irish, huh? Just as a hypothetically rape of your daughter wouldn’t bother you if you only have a son.