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Vagina Marcotta [Dan Collins]

Vacuity: The final frontier.

23 Replies to “Vagina Marcotta [Dan Collins]”

  1. happyfeet says:

    Marcotte just hit AFP

  2. Robert says:

    Just remember that if you want to see the fireworks, you have to use a starship, not a dinky little shuttlecraft.  Size does count.

  3. steve says:

    Now I know why Amanda quit: she wanted to write a blog post about blow jobs.  Truly she is a woman with no common sense and too much time on her hands.

  4. alphie says:

    Wow, the Doomsday Device wiped Jeff completely off his own front page.

    Don’t mess with them things.

  5. Laura says:

    Does she remind anybody else of Jordan in Real Genius?

  6. PMain says:

    Does she remind anybody else of Jordan in Real Genius?

    Yeah but less intelligent, nice & attractive. Though I’d imagine her boyfriend, punkass, is just about as manly as Mitch Taylor & just as p*ssywiped… err slave to the matriarchy.

  7. BJTexs says:

    you have to use a starship, not a dinky little shuttlecraft.  Size does count.

    Well first you have to use the shuttlecraft because you have to determine the amount of POWER necessary to penetrate the opening and that the starship will … will … um …

    […]

    I’ve just established myself as 15th level nerd, haven’t I?

    Skulking away …

  8. DC:  For the record, I believe we’ve got a sock-puppet and not the actual Royal Highness herself.  Not that she would have said anything differently than the sock-puppet, but FYI.

  9. Mikey NTH says:

    The destruction of a Constitution class heavy cruiser is pretty spectacular.

    Nerd points?

  10. Dan Collins says:

    Thanks, PTH.  The mimic displayed much more self-consciousness, so I was aware that it was being deliberately funny.

  11. Pablo says:

    ROVE!

    Heh. I love that guy.

  12. I’ve just established myself as 15th level nerd, haven’t I?

    Congratulations! By making a D&D reference, you’ve achieved 16th level!

  13. Bravo Romeo Delta says:

    I was thinking of something altogether different.  Perhaps something that can be ridden into battle.

  14. BJTexs says:

    Congratulations! By making a D&D reference, you’ve achieved 16th level!

    Still skulking…

    Pablo, that may just be ope of the most incoherent, over generalized, blinders firmly in position, mold this issue to suit my laser view rants I have ever heard. There’s preaching to the choir and there’s wandering of the cliff in mid scream.

    Yeesh!! It’s gonna be a long presidential season…

  15. Pablo says:

    But, but, but….the sane 85% who know Bush and Co invaded for the oil, are gutting the Constitution, and don’t in any way believe any of the empty religious sloganeering they mouth to dupe the fanatical fundamentalist Christian nutjobs whose votes they needed to disguise the fact that the only people they really represent are the super rich…we’re the MAJORITY, DAMMIT!

    Yup, that’s sweet, vintage crazee there. The only thing he missed was Bu$h.

  16. BJTexs says:

    Yup, that’s sweet, vintage crazee there. The only thing he missed was Bu$h.

    As well as the Chimp references and THE DOMINATION OF THE PATRIARCHY!!!

    Although, to be fair, the latter is implied in the term Christian Evangelical Nutjobs. See, I can do Intentionalism!

    I KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT!

  17. Major John says:

    I expect a Lileks appearance, since that particular Star Trek feature is visible…

  18. lonetown says:

    BTW, I’m still waiting for my fucking oil.  We invaded Iraq, what/ 10, 15 years ago and I still don’t have any fucking oil.

  19. We invaded Iraq, what/ 10, 15 years ago

    Must be closer to 70; I keep hearing how we’ve been there longer than we stayed in Germany after WWII.

  20. …the sane 85% who know Bush and Co invaded for the oil…

    I thought that was an over-the-top parody.

    Nope. 

    I think he’s auditioning for the post Amanda abandoned.

  21. McGehee says:

    the sane 85%

    Well, right there’s where he went wrong. Everywhere else I’ve seen it the figure is 90%, not 85.

    Perhaps he thinks some of the sane are saner than others.

    ANIMAL FARM!!!

  22. BJTexs says:

    Have you noticed that the percentages keep going up from our trolls while they’ve remained the same in the polls?

    Reality is not bad enough, we must make it badder!

    I’m anxious to see what happens when the trolls hit 99%. Black hole? Wormhole? Asshole?

    Stay tuned…

  23. McGehee says:

    I’m anxious to see what happens when the trolls hit 99%.

    They’ll do their best to make it even higher—they’ll give 110%.

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