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The “Jack Murtha enjoys a brief moment of clarity” post (from the protein wisdom wishful thinking series)

Murtha:  “HOW DARE I QUESTION MY PATRIOTISM!”*

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update:  “Did I really say Okinawa?  Because if so, I blame the bad acid Fonda sold me.”

34 Replies to “The “Jack Murtha enjoys a brief moment of clarity” post (from the protein wisdom wishful thinking series)”

  1. ahem says:

    I thought you were going to say something like, ‘Hey, this isn’t Value-Rite; this is that expensive French shit.’

  2. paste-eater4Evar!!!11! says:

    Hey, way to support the troops, chickenhawks:

    http://tinyurl.com/32sfbd

    Doin’ a heckuva job.

  3. TallDave4 says:

    Dude, don’t eat the brown Fonda.

    Seriously, it’s going to be hilarious watching them simultaneously defund and “support” the troops.

    What worries me is the MSM branch of the antiwar movement must realize that the only thing keeping support for the war afloat is the combination of public support, nay adoration, for the military and that military’s insistence that we can and will succeed in Iraq.  Unable to affect the latter, they may feel compelled (by their moral virtue, of course) launch a flurry of attacks on the former.

    Arkin’s rant was just the opening salvo, imho.

  4. Parker says:

    I hereby question Murtha’s patriotism:

    Senator, what is your patriotism’s favorite mollusk?

    You can just bet he has no good answer!

  5. Karl says:

    Hey, changing the subject and the illogical chickenhawk meme all in one sentence.

    If Walter Reed needs reinforcements, I’ll support that too, though the moron above obviously feels no obligation on his/her part to do so.

    Which isn’t surprising.  After all, antiwar types prefer to conduct psychological warfare against the troops at Walter Reed, then lie about having done it, and avoid talking to the unwounded troops who show up.  Y’know, the kind of folks from whom Murtha gladly accepts “the pink badge of courage.”

  6. McGehee says:

    chickenhawks

    Fuck off.

    </equally substantive response>

  7. paste-eater4Evar!!!11! says:

    2008 awaits, chickenhawks.  Let’s see how your brand of lying, murder, and outright robbery of the taxpayer goes down with the American people then, shall we?  Anybody want to place some bets?

  8. Karl says:

    Anybody want to place some bets?

    Nah… if I was a betting man, I would have bet this moron could not have come up with a less substantive response.  And I would have lost.

  9. Dan Collins says:

    I see a rewrite of the classic Stephen Crane novel: The Pink Badge of Courage

  10. Rickinstl says:

    Anybody want to place some bets?

    Posted by paste-eater4Evar

    I’ll bet that in 2008, you’re still an effeminate

    piece of shit who’s still in need of the ass-beating most of us got somewhere in grade school, but your mommy kept you from getting by calling the police every time someone looked at her precious baby crosseyed.

    TW boy97.  Yep, that’s about right.

  11. Rob B. says:

    Yes, I wish to bet.

    Somehow I think that the American people aren’t impressed when the Dems whole “a better way” plan has consisted of a non-binding resoultion which simply states that “they don’t approve of Bush’s plan.” That’s some quality leadership, right there. Why, it’s almost like they don’t have a plan at all, isn’t it?

    So, What is your wager or was that rhetorical?

  12. Carin says:

    Anybody want to place some bets?

    I’d give it a go, but I doubt you’d pay-up when you lost.

  13. nikkolai says:

    How about an autobiography: Medea Benjamin–My Life with Code Pink. (No one thought it was possible, but my Jihadi-supporting, rage-against-the-troops-and-their-families, and outright treason has made Jane Fonda and John Kerry almost look tame in comparison.) Seventh Level of the Inferno, I’m here to tell you.

  14. Karl says:

    Anybody want to place some bets on the number of times paste-eater4Evar has visited Walter Reed?

  15. Gray says:

    So PasteEater4 posted a story from the WaPo about Outpatient soldiers getting the shaft at Walter Reed.  It says:

    The disappearance of necessary forms and records is the most common reason soldiers languish at Walter Reed longer than they should, according to soldiers, family members and staffers. Sometimes the Army has no record that a soldier even served in Iraq. A combat medic who did three tours had to bring in letters and photos of herself in Iraq to show she that had been there, after a clerk couldn’t find a record of her service.

    I’ve been in 16 years.  The above isn’t a problem with the Army, that is the Army!

    My medical and service records have been lost countless times.  The savvy steal their records, illegally copy them, and then keep them in hand.

    Being in a holding unit for medical care sucks the big one.  There is no civilian equivalent.

    It has sucked since the days of the Roman Legions.  I’ve done it. (for a non-combat injury–I got sick from eating too much paste Ha!)

    On one hand, it’s gotta be effective, so that the soldiers get treatment.  On the other hand, it’s gotta suck a little so they have an incentive to get well and go back to their unit.

    On the third hand, this is exactly what single-payer government healthcare looks like in practice.

  16. grouch says:

    2008 awaits, chickenhawks. Anybody want to place some bets?

    I’d be willing to bet if you parade that chickenhawk thing around some of these folks in person, they will happily stomp a mudhole in your ass.

  17. Chris says:

    Chickenhawk:

    Any of various hawks that prey on or have the reputation of preying on chickens

    I am so sick of this meme. For all the idiots that call me a chickenhawk, all I can say is – glad I am not the chicken. Seems thats what liberals are. Chicken.

  18. Sticky B says:

    It’s been a while since this nation needed an anuerysm as bad as it needs one now.

    TW: provide44 Divine intervention?

  19. TheManTheMyth says:

    DON’T FEED THE TROLLS!  THE “PASTE EATER” MONIKER IS A DEAD GIVEAWAY, FOR CHRISSAKES!!!

    Ignore the trolls and they will slink off to alphieland where they belong

  20. Karl says:

    Incidentally, before pasty takes any of those bets, s/he might want to consider that the Dems’ abandonment of South Vietnam marked the beginning of the party’s decline into minority status.

    Today’s Dem leadership knows this, which explains their current Orwellian strategy of defunding the troops while claiming to be interested in readiness.

  21. Major John says:

    Who are you calling “chickenhawk”?  I’d swat you with a rolled up copy of my DD214 for OEF V if you’d like.

    Now get off my lawn!

  22. TODD says:

    “2008 awaits, chickenhawks. Anybody want to place some bets? “

    Yes,

    I’ll place a bet that when 2008 rolls around you

    will still be living in your mom’s basement still trying to figure how to remove that lightbulb from you ass without breaking the glass.  Chickenhawk, ouch that hurts. Now go run along and wash your 10 year old Che tee shirt

  23. Old Texas Turkey says:

    Pandangons (sp?) attempt to even the swifboating so far consists of loading a speeding dodge dart with a lefty shit covered one liner to fling at PW while driving erraticlly down the street at high speeds.

    problem is onelinerjihadis shaheens are in short supply as are remote controlled detonators to set off vehicle borne oneliner devices (VBOD). so the driver has to drive at high speeds to the checkpoint, veer at the right time and fling the poo.  not an easy thing to do.

    so far we have a couple of nice wipeouts into the drainage ditch before getting to target (steveXX), a couple of VBODS that either fell short or missed the mark completely (alf) and one that exploded in the vehicle as the operator failed to open the window first (paste-eater).

  24. richard mcenroe says:

    Karl– You should have seen Code Pink turn Code Pale when Rolling Thunder turned up…

  25. Mikey NTH says:

    Mt God.  A massive, faceless bureaucracy that can’t function unless every form is filled out correctly, then looses the forms.

    Nope.  Never happened before Chimpy Mouthbreather got in office.

  26. mishu says:

    I notice that paste eater’s email is dd@yahoo.com. Could it be that Matt Stoler issued another Important Action Alert?

  27. furriskey says:

    “2008 awaits, chickenhawks. Anybody want to place some bets? “

    I bet that by 2008, the Democrats will have made such a pig’s breakfast of running Congress and of trying to find a credible candidate for the presidency, that they will be out for a further 8 years.

  28. I’ve been in 16 years.  The above isn’t a problem with the Army, that is the Army!

    My medical and service records have been lost countless times.  The savvy steal their records, illegally copy them, and then keep them in hand.

    yep, happened to RTO too.  and he copied them after the second time it happened.

  29. Rusty says:

    Just when ya thought that nobody could be dumber than alphie, look who shows up. Goddamn! Is this a great blog or what? It’s like having your very own psychology experiment!

    Quick! Somebody say, “George W Bush”.

  30. MMShillelagh says:

    George W Bush

  31. Karl says:

    A Marine Jonah Goldberg first met at Walter Reed is not a big fan of the WaPo articles.

  32. B Moe says:

    Dear Jonah….

    Having served at Bethesda and Walter Reed, I was not a big fan of the

    WaPo articles….

    …but considering that many of these injured

    soldiers and Marines have such complex trauma case, lots of paperwork is

    hard to avoid. I used to grapple with it every day…

    From Iraq, [Name withheld]



    Witheld has been in Iraq???

  33. Drumwaster says:

    Yeah, how is old Name, anyhow? Tell that Martha-farker that he still owes me $20…

  34. Swen Swenson says:

    “Jack Murtha enjoys a brief moment of clarity”

    Or not. I don’t think we have instruments sensitive enough to measure something that brief, nor the language to express such a short interval of time.

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