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protein wisdom’s top 9 numbers from 1 to 9 (revised after I caught the number 8 trying to pinch some of my ‘shrooms)

  1. 1
  2. 2
  3. 3
  4. 4
  5. 5
  6. 6
  7. 7
  8. 9
  9. 8

35 Replies to “protein wisdom’s top 9 numbers from 1 to 9 (revised after I caught the number 8 trying to pinch some of my ‘shrooms)”

  1. 9 should be so much higher.  I mean, hello?! Beatles White album.

  2. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Well, you know us conservatives and “change,” Maggie…

  3. cranky-d says:

    I would swear it used to be the number 3 doing the pinching.  Are you sure it wasn’t 3 after all, and your vision was a tad blurry at the time?

  4. Cythen says:

    Hey, now.  Don’t h8.

  5. wishbone says:

    One can be the loneliest number…

    Two can be as bad as one…

    The Three Dog Night reference kind of breaks down there because they did truckloads of heroin not shrooms.

  6. Jeff Goldstein says:

    I made a mistake at first, cranky-d.  But in my defense, their profiles look very similar.

  7. reno says:

    So glad you’re back, El Jefe!  It was a dry well for a while there….

  8. SweepTheLegJohnny says:

    there should be no 9….because 7 8 9……I think 7 should move up in the rankings, ya know, because of the cannabalism

  9. happyfeet says:

    what part of “between” are you having trouble with? And don’t blame it on Ben –

  10. Jeff Goldstein says:

    No idea what you’re talking about, happyfeet…

  11. happyfeet says:

    oh

    they always make me say “inclusive” around here – and god help me if I don’t balance my parentheses

  12. cranky-d says:

    Some posts disappear, others morph from what was to what will be.

    THAT’S PROGRESS, BABY!!!

  13. happyfeet says:

    did that sound like meanness? sorry.

    I really shouldn’t do this at work.

  14. Jeff Goldstein says:

    I was teasing you, happyfeet.  Check the title again.

  15. Carin says:

    3 is always #1 in my book. I just like the way it looks.

  16. lonetown says:

    Did anyone else notice the code you type in to post is subliminal porn?

    trying69

    Who’s kidding who?

  17. lonetown says:

    private99

    Thats got to be some gay thing, right?

  18. lee says:

    8 pinching shrooms?

    Jaun too.

  19. McGehee says:

    You can blame 8 … or 3 … all you want. But that 5—I never trusted 5.

    Always pretending to be an upside-down 2.

  20. Richard says:

    You can blame 8 … or 3 … all you want. But that 5—I never trusted 5.

    Always pretending to be an upside-down 2.

    And now the 5 haters come out… Well, you know what, McGehee?  That 5 has something you’ll never have.  It’s got moxie.  And just because you’ll never have the stones to try to pull off an upside-down 2 doesn’t mean you have to piss on someone else’s dreams.

    FIVEIST!!

  21. ahem says:

    Carin:

    I like 3, too, but he’s been kind of an asshole lately. Ordinarily, I’d suggest that Jeff switch 3 and 8 for a while. I mean, they’re identical except for the handlebar moustache. But breaking into Jeff’s stash is really beyond the pale.

    McGhee:

    I’ve never trusted 5 either: half angled and half round. He seems too indecisive.

  22. Meg Q says:

    I’ve never trusted 5 either: half angled and half round. He seems too indecisive.

    Now I know why I don’t trust Obama.

  23. thebig0 says:

    Ahem….  and where may I ask is zero??  You know, the big round 0.  Zeros have been discriminated against and made to suffer for centuries, you know considered to be less than full fledged numbers… worthless… empty and all the other biases that zeros have have had to tolerate.  It’s discrimination in its worst form.  And, may I ask where all you millionaires would be if it wasn’t for zeros?  Ever try to write $1,000,000 without zeros?

  24. Meg Q says:

    I’m sorry, but, despite their merits in groups, as an individual, it’s generally agreed that zero is just a big, fat . . . zero.

  25. me says:

    Pi(e) got screwed again. Not even nominated.

  26. me says:

    $1,000,000 without zeros

    $1E6

  27. thebig0 says:

    $1,000,000 without zeros

    $1E6

    Sure… try taking that to the bank and cashing it…

  28. James G Blaine says:

    Fractions get no respect on the right.  I swear it’s like Jim Crow all over again. 

    Fight the power!

    TW: control68 = what else do I need to say?

  29. Defense Guy says:

    Yeah that last one was me.  What?  you got a problem?

    Didn’t think so.

  30. McGehee says:

    Fractions get no respect on the right.  I swear it’s like Jim Crow all over again.

    Oh, here we go with the 3/5-supremacists again. Don’t you people ever give up?

  31. McGehee says:

    And just because you’ll never have the stones to try to pull off an upside-down 2 doesn’t mean you have to piss on someone else’s dreams.

    A genuine upside-down 2 is a thing of beauty, and it doesn’t deserve to be cheapened by some freakin’ 5 in drag.

  32. eLarson says:

    “I love crooked numbers.”

    — Ken “Hawk” Harrelson

    “I love it when Hawk loves stuff.”

    — me

  33. MarkD says:

    9 is like a really stacked young thing, and 6 is like old and saggy, so I have to disagree with the numerical order.  It’s 9,7,1,4 (plastic, but trying),8,3 (a leaky 8),2,5 (a dyslexic 2),6,and 0.

  34. Austin Mike says:

    Just had to toss in my 2 cents here….

    Why not any numbers with, you know, more than one digit?  I suspect either innumeracy or recidivistic antimathematical bias here.  Or maybe the fingers just ran out.

    I always liked the combination to the Addams Family vault; 2-10-11 (eyes, fingers, toes).  Or the Douglas Addams answer: 42.  The upcoming 23 may be derivative of the previous pi but more people will see it. Or that of Chef’s father: $3.50, which also happens to be 50 more than the upcoming 300.  So many numbers, so little time….

    And don’t get me started about the test words.

  35. Nolo Contendere says:

    Dang, it’s good to have you back, Jeff!

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