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BRITNEY SPEARS AGAIN LEAVES REHAB SHORTLY AFTER ARRIVAL!

Some celebrities, eh?  Whaddya gonna do.  Poor, crazy, mixed up kid. 

I say we just give her some space to heal.

Also:  PICTURES BELOW OF BRITNEY LEAVING MALIBU REHAB FACILITY TO FIND SOME SPACE TO HEAL!  (seriously, this time).

Suckers.

40 Replies to “BRITNEY SPEARS AGAIN LEAVES REHAB SHORTLY AFTER ARRIVAL!”

  1. Dan Collins says:

    Shame on me!

  2. maggie katzen says:

    damn you!

    TW: likely18, whatever she’s well beyond that.

  3. Robert says:

    In my mind there are pictures. Oh, baby, yes, there are pictures.

    Imagination is often better than experience.

  4. Dan Collins says:

    Shit.  He did it again.  He messed with my brain.

    He’s not that innocent.

  5. John Lynch says:

    Pavlovian conditioning.  Gotta get that fixed.

    Heh. I said fixed.

  6. John Lynch says:

    Pavlovian conditioning.  Gotta get that fixed. Heh. . fixed.

  7. John Lynch says:

    Well. HEck.  Is there something , um, flaky about this thing? First it didn’t post, then it posted my repost and the original.  More coffee.

  8. FabioC. says:

    You scaly-flanked tempting salmon!

  9. Jeff Goldstein says:

    I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!

  10. Dan Collins says:

    Are you bigger than a breadbox?

  11. John Lynch says:

    Jeff, You are just ringing the bell; I’m the one who keeps clicking “read the rest.”

    Somehow reassuring that others click it as well tho,

  12. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Man, is my traffic ever going to SOAR!

  13. John Lynch says:

    Yeah, that and the raffle for paternity rights for the Anna Nicole; you’re gonna be knee deep in ponies any time now!

  14. Pablo says:

    Here’s the video.

    She bounced off of quite a few things on her way out.

  15. Darleen says:

    Mixed up kid? I see this as Brilliant Brittany who can accomplish in 24 hours what it takes lesser beings at least 45 days to complete…

    Or maybe she’s doing 45 days one day at a time…with breaks to party, flash, tatoo and ignore and neglect her kids.

    Walt must be doing triple axles…

  16. Pablo says:

    Man, is my traffic ever going to SOAR!

    Dude, you should get K-Fed to guest blog. Look how much play the Super Bowl got with homeboy on board!

  17. John Lynch says:

    Oops.  You hadn’t told anyone about that yet?

    Sorry. My bad.  Nevermind.

  18. Jeff Goldstein says:

    I’ll give Judd Nelson a call, see if he can’t hook me up with K-Fed’s digits.

  19. SweepTheLegJohnny says:

    oops, I did it again.

  20. SweepTheLegJohnny says:

    Forget K-Fed.  Jeff you should guest host a Rosie/Donald blog battle.  The winner gets the sole right to lay claim to Anna N’s Baby.

  21. Jeff Goldstein says:

    The Tragical Misery Tour.

  22. Big E says:

    You fooled me once Cockula, butI knew there wasn’t going to be any Briney pictures when I clicked on that link.  I always take off my pants and start dry humping the Pinsky file whenever I open one of your links.  Just ask the guy in the cubicle next to me.  He didn’t install that sneeze guard on his cubicle for nothin’.

  23. Rob B. says:

    Until she finds one with 230 thread count egyptian cotton sheets, I don’t blame her. Just because the wheels are falling of is no reason to live like a shiftless junkie.

  24. Paul Zrimsek says:

    PICTURES BELOW OF BRITNEY DANCING WITH THE ARMADILLO!

  25. TODD says:

    I feel ashamed once again.  Sick fascination I have…..Actually starting to feel sorry for the kid. And by the way, who is watching the kids?

  26. Big E says:

    All of this Britney madness of the last several months has only succeeded in making her more attractive.  She has also made her debut in my dead pool replacing Anna Nicole Smith at No. 47.  Depending what kind of drugs she’s hooked on she could be looking at a sizeable leap up the charts or I guess off them if it’s just alchohol.  Come on heroin, oxycotin and chrystal meth!

  27. McGehee says:

    Hey, I didn’t know it was snowing when she left rehab! And really, she doesn’t look good all in white.

  28. mojo says:

    The Fug Girls do a good K-Fed knockoff, if you’re lookin’ for some pointers, Jeff…

  29. disappointed says:

    Google told me to come here to find pictures of Britney, and all YOU got was a lousy “unique” IP visitor.

    And I ain’t wearing no pajamas either….  rasberry

  30. CockLikeAHorse says:

    Can you please post some photos of her leaving rehab nude (no super duper closeups, though).

  31. Bender Bending Rodriguez says:

    Lay off K-Fed.  Unbelievably, he was the brains of that outfit—look what happened the second he got 86ed.  And that Super Bowl ad was better than anything Brit will ever do.

  32. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Word to your Momma, BBR!

  33. slackjawedyokel says:

    I still can’t make out where Britney’s fold is.

  34. Major John says:

    I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!

    Posted by Jeff Goldstein | permalink

    on 02/22 at 09:49 AM

    OK, are you mineral?  I only have 19 questions left!

    Oh, and fool me once, shame on you – fool me twice… well, count on a third time.

  35. disappointed says:

    Britney 86ed K-Fed!

    Damn, I’d pay to see those pictures.

  36. The Other Ken says:

    This is starting to feel like a Lucy-with-a-football/Charlie Brown thing.

    Arrrrggggg!

  37. Dario says:

    You will pay for this Goldmember!

  38. Rob B. says:

    OK, are you mineral?

    Psst… Guess Calcite, Major John! There’s no way a Dillo would hang around a ferromagnesium silicate and the drinks enough he got to be an evaporate mineral….

  39. Cythen says:

    Now I know how Charlie Brown feels when Lucy screws him out of that football.

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