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John Edwards, Rush Chairman… (spoiler warning) [Karl]

NR’s Rich Lowry, attending the Winter Meeting of the Democratic National Committee, watches the party’s presidential nomination seekers leapfrogging leftward on the war, particularly Iraq.  Given PW’s recent focus on the Edwards campaign, I took note of the following:

John Edwards says that the White House is counting on Democrats to be “weak and political and careful. This is not the time for politician calculation.”

Clearly.  We’re in the middle of a war.  This is the time for Democrats to be strong, impolitic and reckless.

Or, in the immortal words of Eric Stratton:

No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part.

Extending this analogy, it’s actually the screaming Bluto (Howard Dean) who gets Mandy (you know who) at the end of the movie.

16 Replies to “John Edwards, Rush Chairman… (spoiler warning) [Karl]”

  1. MayBee says:

    Is it just me, Karl, or does the PeaceMaker game ad look like the bloody puzzle penis of Palestine is screwing Israel?

  2. alphie says:

    Maybe it’s just the wrong time of the millenium to be be makin’ peace?

  3. Pablo says:

    We could fight them with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives.

  4. Dan Collins says:

    Nuke ‘em from orbit.

  5. Sean M. says:

    That John “Shiny Pony” Edwards quote sounds inspiring and downright full of resolve, until you look at Lowry’s piece for the context:

    Other presidential contenders implicitly push her to commit herself further. Barack Obama demands plans to end the war in “clear, unambiguous, (no) uncertain terms.” John Edwards says that the White House is counting on Democrats to be “weak and political and careful. This is not the time for politician calculation.”

    Both are shots at Hillary, whose cutoff date of January 2009 seems far away compared with the dates of the rest of the field. Edwards wants the war over in 18 months, by August 2008. Obama wants it over in a little more than a year, by March 31, 2008. New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson wants it over by the end of the calendar year, and former Iowa Gov. Tom Vilsack wants it over “immediately.”

    And, thus, Churchill morphs into Chamberlain.  That’ll learn me to have any hope for a return to the party of Truman.

  6. furriskey says:

    What, this bit?

    Marcotte was arrested in April 2006, when Manchester Police received information that the defendant was involved with using a computer to lure minors

  7. Pablo says:

    ROFL!

  8. peance says:

    Bonus points if the futile gestures is the “one last shot” flail of a proven loser.

  9. Bluto says:

    Howard Dean?

    Howard Fuckin’ Dean?

    Howard dean would be hanging out with Nedermeyer for Christ’s sake!

  10. B Moe says:

    This is not the time for politician calculation.

    That would explain hiring Marcotte.

  11. Pablo says:

    Bonus points if the futile gestures is the “one last shot” flail of a proven loser.

    The silky pony still has over a year to blow this thing. Don’t count him out yet.

  12. Veeshir says:

    Howard Dean as Bluto? Have you ever seen the movie?

    Howard Dean is obviously Flounder.

    Ted Kennedy is Bluto, with half of Bluto’s charm and brains.

  13. BJTexs says:

    Good!

    Let them continue to pander to the far left moonbats in the hope that the money and votes will flow.

    How’s that work out for Nedrenaline?

    heh

  14. ahem says:

    This is not the time for politician calculation.

    No, this is the time for political mis-calculation. Looking into my crystal ball, I see the Democrat candidates leapfrogging further and further to the Left over the next two years until just minutes before the election, when Hillary Clinton, who has been clumsily straddling the crest all the way, leaps into the center and wins.

    Whaddyawanna bet?

  15. Bluto says:

    TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!!

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