I want personally to congratulate the stupid cunt hosebags for holding on to their jobs. I think it speaks well of John Edwards that when he commits to wackjob blowhard dumbfucks he sticks with them. Besides, it’s going to be more fun this way, and to hell with those Angelfucking Godbag Catholics, and those Duke Rapists who leave other people’s cum on their victims.
And I also want to state for the record that I didn’t really mean this, so try not to get bent out of shape, you dhimmitard assmonkeys. I was just being outrageous. So fuck you.
And congratulations. I mean it.
And I can’t wait to start working for Joe Leiberman.
Please sign my petition.
I second that emotion.
Now let’s see them earn their pay pushing Edwards’ agenda.
Well, I think Dan is taking it rather well. Thanks for not letting the nutroots have all the fun of vulgarity.
I think Edwards did the smart thing because:
MSM will not publish the content of Ms Marcotte’s remarks. This will go away.
Edwards would have died without the Koskidz. Now he’s staked a claim for their souls. Fare well, Dean II.
I don’t know about all that, but you do appear to be ready for a guest appearance on the Howard Stern radio show.
Vulgarity is one thing, but inserting it inside other words is art. Congratufu**inglations Amanda!
See. It’s like discovering a whole new language!
You’re absofuckinglutely right, Defense Guy.
Finally, after taking ‘the sum of his personal writings’, I know that Dan Collins is in love with Amanda Marcotte and has supported her this whole time.
Only in the light of Marcotte’s most recent statements can I finally see that Protein Wisdom is the most pro-Pandagon website on the internet.
Only an idiot would doubt that.
No no when you do that, Dan, it’s hateful. When they do that its “creative” and clever. They are being “street” and keeping it real. You’re just being a cruel, patronizing woman hater. Or something.
If calling her a cow furthered your argument, then I suppose it would be hard to make a stronger argument than this.
The gift that keeps on giving:
Dan, that’s just fanfuckingtastic.
You know, maybe Kerfuffle Watch isn’t such a bad idea.
I’m stealing a line from Jeff, but aren’t you forgetting the GAY PORN COCK OF LIES?
I signed the petition and I only feel a little bit dirty. Far less dirty than I would feel if my genitals were covered in Amanda’s vaginal secretion. As warm and inviting as they might be.
Thanks, Preston. You’re a good man.
Steve ex pat,
If you don’t get the joke, just ask. No need to shout to the room that you don’t understand the joke.
But if he doesn’t do that, we won’t know it’s him.