Man, that Sean Hannity sure has a nice head of hair on him, doesn’t he? And that chest! Only a man fully committed to personal responsibility can be disciplined enough to fill out a Van Heusen poplin button down like that.
He must work out. Like, lots. God bless him.
…and God Bless America, pal.
Now we can’t question Jeff’s sexuality either, and that’s no fun.
BECAUSE OF THE BONAFIDES!!!
That and pie.
mmmm pie…
My wife, a physician, often comments on the cadaverous nature of Mr. Hannity’s co-host, Alan Combes. So can I buff my bona fides by dissing Combes’ physique, or is there no transitivity in reaffirmation of this sort?
Yeah, but can he fill out a Van Halen pirate shirt like that? That David Lee Roth is dreamy.
Ah…nice to have you back, Jeff.
Alan, on the other hand, looks like the “before” picture of a Jack La Lanne ad.
Great to have you back….daily?? And, yes, you have been on my blogroll for several years now.
Bah! Talking points says that Hannity is Bill’s bitch.
Jeff….You sir, are a Great American.
The Hannity encomium (incolmesian?) lacked the proper photo links to allow for independent confirmation.
Word in the Fox News makeup room is, that’s Regis’ slightly “fancy” kid brother Calvin.
I’m questioning your patriotism
You’re a great American Jeff. A bit queer though.
Colmes looks more like “Skeletore”.
I had a Skeletor when I was a kid. His thighs were like cut.
Skeletore had nothing on He-man
Half-hearted indeed. Shouldn’t you be lauding Hannity’s cock-slapping skills?
me,
Hannity’s haircut is almost as important as Edwn3ds’s. That’s why we take him so seriously.
Does he eat the same brand of paste as Jeff?
No, Jeff can’t afford the boutique brand he eats.
Waitaminnit…..would Hannity wear a Van Heusen shirt? I doubt that Versace would recommend one.
By the power of GreySkull!!
Paste? It’s naught but champagne and cavalier for Sir Hannity!
I got He-Man and Skeletor for my son on his birthday. Back in the ‘80s.
Damn I suddenly feel old…thanks happyfeet!
If he didn’t spend so much on champagne, maybe he wouldn’t have to drive a crappy Chevrolet.
lee,
And me with a son who is a Transformers phanatique…I feel your pain, exquisitely.