—I would, honestly. But it turns out the little guy ate some bad pico de gallo with his lunchtime enchiladas and, after spending his entire afternoon on the crapper with an old plastic bucket by his feet, took off a few hours ago for Arizona, his plan being to hitch-hike to Douglas and join up with a Minutemen encampment along the border.
Which to some of you might seem laudable or even patriotic—but for my part, I’m bit worried that he camouflaged himself as a tamale and took with him nothing but two cans of Diet Sprite, his Heckler & Koch PSG1 sniper rifle, and a shitload of ammo.
It’s cool man . Ate a hamburger kept warm under a heatlamp from a gas station in Browning , Montana a few years back . Needless to say it made me a little grumpy as well .
And yet, still laudable.
I’ve been there, man.
Does ammo come in any other unit?
I’m not sure what the spanish is for “armadillo stuffed tamale” is but, considering that we’ve run illegals out of my cousins grey hound barn where they were eating the dog food and hiding from INS on the way out of the Nuevo Laredo, that critter better be a crack shot.
Well, if the armoured rodent isn’t going to dance, maybe with a shitload of ammo he can get some wetback hopping like a Mexican Jumping Bean.
Now that would be entertainment!
(yeah timmy, I said “wetback”, just for you. To signify an illegal arriving through the Rio Grande. I hope you are properly outraged.)
Bad mexican food just outside of Sacremento. Reason enough to kill…..nah just wing em.
These days, you think he’d be better off disguising himself as a falafel sandwich. Or maybe a nice tasty plate of hummus dip. He could hide in a blind of pita triangles until they got closer and closer to him and then…bammo!!! I understand thick tomato slices offer pretty good cover if they were still alive and returned fire.
Maybe next time.
Well, he’d have a lot more fun with My Winchester model 70 .22-250 and a couple boxes of my reloads. ~4000 fps 52 gr boattailed hollow points are varmit stoppers, but only sting wet backs at 400 yards, kinda like playing whack-a-mole at the county fair.
Shoot to kill ‘lil guy . Shoot to kill .
Why did the dip hummus?
‘Cause he didn’t know the words.
I grew up in Sacramento and I’m pretty sure I ate at the place you’re talking about.
I’ll see if I can head him off and convince him to dress like a venti latte. Those Californians have it comin’.
What happened to the “cuntlicking bitchslut” post that shows up in RSS but not on your site?
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A cuntlicking bitchslut complained, so I pulled it from the site.
Actually, some decent people objected, so I nuked it; because I could give a rat’s ass about cuntlicking bitchsluts.
It was like performance art. Ephemeral, yet redolent in its way.
I’m on your side with this. However, amanda cutthroat took a slagging for erasing history from her site. The kind of history found in that post. Maybe you could put it back online with some appropriate bleepage for the faintharted?
I guess the situation is different, since yours was strangled in the crib and not allowed to mature like the posts cutthroat pulled.
I don’t have a copy, rss, but the gist was, I said some vile things, and then I said don’t take it seriously because it’s all just a sardonic commentary on society, man. So, if you’re a rugeater, pull the short hairs out of your teeth and lighten up.
Defense Guy and ahem were offended by the post and asked me to pull it down. Because I think it’s important to respect the sensibilities of others, even if they disagree with me, I did so.
Then I took my wife to see The Marriage of Figaro.
See, the other difference, rss, is that some people are capable of shame.
I’ll tell you what. If you want to write something about how hypocritical I am for slagging Amanda, make something up and publish it. I won’t kick. I’ll just say, “Whatever. It’s about as offensive as the stuff they published.” And I’ll let y’all work it out. Sound good?
You know those gassy diet Sprites are gonna play hell with his sight picture, right?
was that today? cause I’m thinking you’re back too early, or else they butchered it, i’m curious. (i was startin to learn susanna this time last year.)
Uh, I don’t read my own rss feed, but I’d hate to find out that people are dropping my site because of some over-the-top vulgarity.
I have a reputation for being, well, earthy, but it’s largely apochryphal. A lot like the chainsaw scene in Scarface—where the violence is suggested rather than actually shown in all its gore.
Let’s try to keep that timbre.
Yes, that was yesterday, Maggie. Mary was tired, so we left before the 4th, but no, they didn’t butcher it. It was the Bulgarian National Opera, and it really was quite good.
Well, he’s not at home humping your vacuumbot.
So, there’s a plus.
bad pico de gallo?
No such thing.
TW: quite69 Now that could get interesting.
cooool, I didn’t mean to imply it was bad, there’s often lots of cutting. the thing is something like four and half hours if they do all the music and I don’t think I’ve heard it cut to less than three.
I hope the little guy has an alibi for the three dead border jumpers…
You know those gassy diet Sprites are gonna play hell with his sight picture, right?
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On the plus side he DOES have a 20 round magazine. On the minus side those nasty enchelada farts are going to give his position away.