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I wonder if Mandy will write with equal indignation about the current duke rape case as she has with regard to the former duke rape case? After all, just because the victim was white and the alleged assailant black should not make a difference to her. Or is the patriarchy only a white thing?
And the fact he pronounced it “trow” was even funnier….
I always kinda liked that movie.
Just remember, keep your yap shut!
I’ll tell you when you can open it…
Thanks for working! Thanks for bein’ a jerkoff! What’s this man ta man, mano y mano bullshit? Use yer head!!
Did someone say “Booty Time”?
TW: What are we? 12?
I could’ve been a rock singer, if only I hadn’t been banned from MTV. Long story. But anyway, I only know that one song. Well, I do a mean “Puff the Magic Dragon,” but only in the nude. Longer story.
Wanna see Mandy shit a Miata?
“What’s the definition of a vagina? The box a penis comes in.”
Almost used that quote, afs. But the “throw a burger down your throat” bit always cracked me up far more.
You’ve got to shaaave to wear a skirt like that. And I’m not talking about your legs.
I think afs just outed himself (10:39am)–Peter Yarrow.
Hmmm.,..I’ll have to check this movie out now.
You’d think I’d kill a flunkin’ Koala?
possibly the greatest movie ever. Cannot watch “It’s a Wonderful Life” ever again.
Yeah, maybe I outed myself. But I’m banned from MTV. so I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.
I always like the “playing with the box the kids came in” line. She’d like that a lot. I know she would.
“I’m so terrific I have my own toll-free number: 1-800-UNBELIEVABLE.”
“What are your names, Neil and Bob, or is that like what you do?”
“Conversation with Zuzu Petals was like masturbating with a cheese grater: slightly amusing, but mostly painful.”