Or, senryu.
Aw, well screw it. Wish Jeff happy birthday any way you want.
A nice blogwar might be a good gift.
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Happy Birthday. My wife’s too!
Other Feb 1 birthdays:
Lee Thompson Young, Big Boi, Lisa Marie Presley, Pauly Shore, Sherilyn Fenn, Brandon Lee, Rich James, Sherman Hemsley, Don Everly, Garrett Morris, Boris Yeltsin, S.J. Perelman, Langston Hughes, Clark Gable, John Ford.
The astrological correspondences are just spooky, aren’t they?
Have a good one, Jeff.
Jeff,
Best birthday wishes from Mrs. Yokel, the younger Yokels, and me.
BTW, you missed having your happy event coincide with Groundhog Day by a mere 24 hours.
TW: who74? Why, Punxatawny Phil, of course!
Happy birthday, Jeff. Have some cake, a cold one, and relax.
Happy b-day, Jeff!
39 and holding, I presume?
A little something that may bring a smile to your face. Cheers.
things could be much worse
might have been the twenty-ninth
then you’d be, what, eight?
Happy birthday!
Jeff, I’d wish you a happy birthday too, but I’m almost to the point where when God sends me another birthday I’m just going to write “Return to Sender” on it and put it back in the mailbox.
Not that I mind Him sending them—it’s just that I’ve got so many already, and I don’t like to be greedy.
Just fyi, if it ain’t moot yet, on Jeff’s laptop problem:
The noise is probably the HDD. That or the fan, which is negligible and also cheap/easy to replace. If the hard drive, Jeff can:
1) Remove the offending HDD and replace it (under $100)
2) Buy an external USB drive and boot off that (his BIOS is probably modern enough)
Either way, image the old HDD onto the new one and presto. Then you can wait for Leopard or whatever.
Now, how to fit that into haiku?
Jeff-san: New hard drive
Can solve all your noise problems;
External, or not.
Oh, and happy birthday! Look on the bright side, maybe you will get a break on your insurance?
Having just heard that
Jeff Goldstein turned thirty-nine
Mandy Marcotte screamed.
Your motorcycle is in the mail, Big Wheel.
Happy Birthday, Jeff. Thanks for the entertainment you’ve provided me since I discovered your site.
TW: girl47 (send ‘er over!)
It is Jeff’s birthday.
Whatever you do, don’t let
the ‘dillo eat cake.
After all, that beast
is an “international
pariah”, eh Jeff?
For his birthday, I am going to question Jeff’s patriotism.
Well?!
Where were you on the night of April 23rd!?
as snow piles like ash
happy birthday to Jeffrey
laptop serenades
Save the red pills for your fortieth.
Thanks, everyone.
My son got me a flooded bathroom. Marcotte will probably get me a subpoena.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!
Ahh, the enduring warm joy of fatherhood.
Wet, but warm.
Then again, at least you got water.
Neocon fascist
Bastard Goldstein, Jew, Jew, Jew
Jew, Jew, I love you!
cold winter snows blow
flooded bathroom birthday fun
dark dillo dances
Wow, guys.
That’s some good shit. Really.
time of reflection
celebration of entrance
some good jamaican?
Happy Birthday, don’t let the bastards grind you down!! <3
Its Jeffs birthday. You Say?
well. Happy birthday to you, Jeff
I didn’t get you anything.
in the winter chill
family and friends gather
a new year for Jeff
In the western snow,
The armadillo rides high;
Hannity’s hair sags.
Happy Birthday, Jeff.
Having a birthday
Sure beats the alternative
I still don’t like ‘em
Happy Birthday to
You, happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday dear
Structure is important in condensing the muse, I know, but life is a lot simpler with a sonnet, innit?
Jeff, your website has brought many a smile to this overbusy engineer, who should be working instead of having fun reading your blog. And if you do no more than bring a few thoughtful moments and some quirky humor to the lives of other readers, you will have done quite a lot. Thanks, and happy birthday.
And since I now understand a bit of wordflop is in order:
Protein Wisdom Website.
Comments sent in.
No splash.
With apologies to the Zen masters….