Hah. Funny. I get “E-Harmony.com has this ____ program to help Jewish couples improve their marriage.” Now, I never thought of my wife and myself as Jewish, always thought we were Catholica, but evidently, based on objective evidence, we clearly are Jewish. I guess that would explain all the guilt, and my swarthiness.
I guess this would also explain why all our trolls at Cold Fury tell us we’re a wholly-owned subsidiary of Israel and the Zionist Lobby and the Manhattan Money People. Man, I’m going to have to start listening to trolls… they’re way smarter than I thought.
Hey, does this mean I can date Fran Drescher? ‘Cuz I always thought she was kind of hot, in a Crazy Chick With an Insane Voice sorta way…
I find my marriage improves when the tool isn’t online.
Is seems that, according to eharmony, “I’m just a uncivil jackass and she’s be better dumping me.” It makes me laugh.
Look if Oprah and Dr. Phil can’t empower her to give up trying to change me and leave then you guys don’t have a chance.
Who knew that “farting in bed” was one of their compatibility dimensions?
Hah. Funny. I get “E-Harmony.com has this ____ program to help Jewish couples improve their marriage.” Now, I never thought of my wife and myself as Jewish, always thought we were Catholica, but evidently, based on objective evidence, we clearly are Jewish. I guess that would explain all the guilt, and my swarthiness.
I guess this would also explain why all our trolls at Cold Fury tell us we’re a wholly-owned subsidiary of Israel and the Zionist Lobby and the Manhattan Money People. Man, I’m going to have to start listening to trolls… they’re way smarter than I thought.
Hey, does this mean I can date Fran Drescher? ‘Cuz I always thought she was kind of hot, in a Crazy Chick With an Insane Voice sorta way…
Could you imagine having to hear her voice during sex? I think I’d fake an orgasm just to quiet her.
erm… it told me to f*** off.
is that bad?
Clearly programmed by femisymps, Matt.
Shorter eHarmony: just do whatever she says; it’s easier in the long run.
I found my husband through a dating site last year. I really can’t believe the online servie did work for me.