The Prince of Moon-Pies
Call the slapper of bismol bards,
The muscular one, and bid him lash
In pasty posts their putrescent words.
Let the lurkers dawdle in such dark
As they are used to wear, and let them all
Make comments on today’s hot topic.
Let trolls once be seen for their lies:
The jackass complete is the Prince of Moon-Pies.
Shovel the pile of crap,
Written by Sadly, Knobs, that shit
On which he polished his verses once
And dump it where all can view.
If his horny prod protrudes, it comes
To show how pompous he is, and dumb.
Let the net there feast its eyes:
The jackass complete is the Prince of Moon-Pies.
Hey, I got a new handle for ole’ Tardo. How about T.S. Idiot? I even wrote his first poem for him. I call it The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufcock:
Let us go then, you and I
When my cock is smeared all over your thigh
Like a patient etherised upon a table.
Let us go through half deserted streets
My quivering manmeat
In restless nights in one-night cheap hotels
And sawdust restaurants with oyster shells.
Come that flows like a tedious argument
Of insidious intent..
To lead you to an overwhelming dissapointment,
Oh do not ask, “Why did it go soft…â€Â
Just stroke it and kiss it.
Posted by Chairman Me
Flies to shit do runneth – true,
Plies the ladies with eyes of blue
Wish do I hath photoshop (at work)
so I may make Retardo schlock!
This is all so entertaining. Welcome back Jeff.
You forgot to mention that Mr. Sensitive-ponytial-guy is a level 3 wizard.
I have a hunch he’s the kind of guy who likes to dress up like The Crow.
Takers?
Sniff.
That’s beautiful, man.
Do you mean the guy in the comic book, or the guy in the Brandon Lee movie, or the Canadian TV series?
Or was this some archvillain from “The Tick”…?
(Damn the internet for making it possible for me to pretend to be this hip.)
You’re hot today, Collins. Hot!
The Brandon Lee movie.
FEAR ME, OH VILLAINS OF THE NIGHT! FOR I AM DRAVEN!
Who names a comic book superhero after something a Jerry Lewis character would exclaim?
Thanks, ahem.
Quoth Draven: “Nevermore.”
Yeah, I can see him as The Crow, only without the “r”.
I was hoping one of you would see that Prince of Moon-Pies is PoMP. *sigh*
Let be be finale of Gleen.
Had to backspace over a whole lot of slightly adjusted Van Morrison, there.