Everybody thinks that sixty-nine is all cool and stuff, but I’ll bet they can’t do it either. I mean, how can you concentrate on what you’re supposed to be doing?
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It’s called multitasking.
Craig ,
Are you implying we’re supposed to be doing something in return ? If so , what exactly ?
how can you concentrate on what you’re supposed to be doing?
Practice, pratice, practice.
I cheat. I use my electric toothbrush instead.
I can’t believe this post knocked Retardo off the front page.
Natural instinct of an animal.
Sorry, I couldn’t hear you. My ears were full.
GMG ,
Quit licking the back of my head .
Please do not tell me you like soccer CraigC. I do not want the image of you and one of your soccer buddies in my head.
As for 69s, a real man can pleasure his woman with his cock. A greatful woman will then gladly pleasure her man again in return. When she is doing that, I can watch the game and drink a beer.
Goddam kids. You got to tell them everything.
One consequence of the fact that she who I consistantly refer to online as my wee wifey is in fact a foot shorter than me is the fact that we have no alternative but to simply take turns when this subject comes up.
Why do Canadians do it doggie style?
That way both of them can watch the hockey game.
Wrong sport (and not as good as my proposal), but at least smarter than your suggestion.
Carin: I almost said “Talk about multitasking,” but I thought it would ruin the delicate balance I had so carefully crafted. Comedy is hard, you know.
Jeff: Heh.
The Ghost of Vince Lombardi: What the hell do they have you doing up there?
See, that’s why I always go for 68.
She blows me, I’ll owe her one.
Shit. I thought this post was Retardo Montalbon….
Pfft, as far as I’m concerned it provides the wrong angle of attack regardless of the parties involved.
I think you are worrying too much about technique, and not just enjoying the game.
and by “game’, I mean “wild monkey sex”.
Vince, I’m crying over here.
And can you shift your body a little to the right? I can’t see the screen.
Thomas, for God’s sake, roll yourselves over. Unless that just shifts the the problem to the other partner, in which case you’re gay. NTTAWWT.
CraigC, you have it half right. Look down. I am in the other place. It is a long story.
Nice. Phineas G, good job.
Ahem what in hell are you implying? Watch yourself or you will be joining me down here sooner than you think.
GraigC-
At the risk of exposing my stupidity, what is this “NTWAT” (or whatever) stuff at the end of your posts?
I think I have figured out the first two letters, but after that ??????
You’re doing it wrong. It’s perfectly possible despite a foot of difference in height.
As to how—think of it as an open feedback loop.
mfm mmmfmffmf mfmm mfmm mff mffm mfmm mff mffmm
mf:mfmmmfmfmf. fm mf mfmm fmf mffmmmfmfm
I think possibly you should give Retardo a semi-permanent perch on the front page. Just shrink one of his Bucky Covington pics and put it in a sidebar or something.
NTTAWWT. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Thanks, CraigC.
And, you know, 69 is for kids. One day when I was about 52, I realized just what I was doing. My God! They have doctors who work on those exclusively!. I really hate the day I became a true geezer. It really sucks when hindsight becomes foresight.
I mean, how old do you have to be to like White Castle cheeseburgers better than carpet munching? This is some really scary shit.
Anyway – happy F’ing Friday (if that’s what day it is).
To many Goddam soccer lovers here.
It may have something to do with how old sheis.
Sorry, just a random thought.
I love White Castle. But the best time for some “rat burgers” as we liked to call them is when you are getting serviced and watching a good football match and drinking a beer. You can rest the little WC boxes on her head.
lee –
If you’re still here,—
How old she is does matter, but I have a hard time asking if she wants to “do it” with someone older than her Grandfather.
Sucks, huh?
I’d rather be distracted by doing that than thinking of baseball.