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Jeff Goldstein’s Back! [Dan Collins]

After a long hiatus from full-time posting, Jeff Goldstein’s back at Protein Wisdom, much to the delight of his fans.  Drop by and welcome him back.

24 Replies to “Jeff Goldstein’s Back! [Dan Collins]”

  1. Jeff Goldstein says:

    I still can’t hear out of my left ear.  So while I’m back, I’m back as a purely right-hearing being.

    Like Dick Cheney, only with more hair and without the Halliburton money.

  2. Rob B. says:

    But do you have the sneer. We’re pretty big fans of the sneer… and the shotgun.

  3. cranky-d says:

    Nothing worth hearing from the left anyway.

  4. Pablo says:

    Anything else like Dick?

  5. A fine scotch says:

    Jeff who’s-this-now?  Never heard of him…

    Welcome back, jefe!

  6. matt collins says:

    Jeff –

    No worries… I am checking into how to default all of my posts “right justified”. So, I don’t think the whole “left ear not working” thing is going to be much of a problem.

    And anyway, I think it was Jesus O Nazareth who said, “if your left ear causes you to sin, cut it off or whatever”.

    – Yours, Matt

  7. alphie says:

    Will the return be another Casino Royale or Phantom Menace?

    Bond or Binks?

  8. cranky-d says:

    Hey, look, the trolls are here to welcome him, too.  I’ll bet he’s feeling all warm and fuzzy now.

  9. alphie says:

    Well,

    We are greeting him as a liberator.

    (I will miss the interim junta though, *sniff*)

  10. A fine scotch says:

    cranky-d,

    I hope you’re not lumping me in with alphie.  I’m one of Jeff’s neighbors (more or less).  I was referring to an old habit on the site of referring to someone (I think it was Jesse Jackson) as “Jesse who’s this now? Never heard of him.”

    Might’ve been Al Gore, might’ve been Al Sharpton.  Don’t remember off the top of my head and am far too lazy to look it up.

    Jeff knows I kid because I love.

  11. Rob B. says:

    Bond or Binks?

    Or Binks as Bond?

  12. cranky-d says:

    A fine scotch:

    Nope, not you.  I got the joke.  I’ve been around for many years, though I didn’t participate much, and until 2 years ago I did it under my real name.

  13. Jess says:

    …. my Goldstein’s back and there’s gonna be troubbbble,

    Hey Now, Hey Now,

    my Goldstein’s back

    Or something like that.  Must’ve been the absinthe singing, but only in one ear.

    J

  14. buddy says:

    Jeff, Jeff….

    He’s the son-in-law in the Cheech & Chong song, right?

  15. Muslihoon says:

    As I desire access unto this attention-worthy blog over my mobile device, how worketh “mobile pw”? The link, it worketh not on mine browser on mine computer or on mine mobile device. Verily, verily.

    Welcome back, Jeff! I look forward to being enthralled by your word-mastery.

  16. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Hmmm.  Will look into the several glitches I’ve discovered today.  What errors are you getting, Mush?

  17. Muslihoon says:

    On computer browser: “No input file specified.”

    On phone browser: “HTTP Error 404: Not Found”.

    Not sure if this is germane, but I get same responses when I try to load “proteinwisdom.com/index.php” rather than “proteinwisdom.com/”.

    Thank you, Jeff.

  18. Jess says:

    Buddy,

    No, I think Jeff was in the Lava soap advert…

    J

  19. Muslihoon says:

    Eureka!

    Old

    Doesn’t work. :-(

    New

    Works! grin

    Old

    Doesn’t work. :-(

    New

    Works! grin

    That “?” makes all the difference. Both new URLs work fine on my computer and phone browsers. For what it may be worth.

  20. Bill D. Cat says:

    Jess,

    Forget the absinthe makes the heart grow fonder thing and concentrate on the important issues of the day……..namely getting our hands on some absinthe and getting Jeff some pronto .All that whoring dillo needs is a shot or two , and bam , it’s a freakin’ disco inferno ….. Glad you’re back Jeff .

    P.S. still got the ALANDIA link

  21. Shecky "Vegas? I Died Everywhere Now!" Green says:

    Goldstein… Goldstein… *tch* Nope, can’t place it…

  22. Dan Collins says:

    But seriously, Jeff–good to see you’re back.

    Especially after seeing your front.

    *rimshot*

  23. McGehee says:

    Thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster (parmesan be upon him)!

  24. LagunaDave says:

    …and uteri all over the world trembled in fear.

    Please let it be true…

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