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John Bolton’s straight-talking mustache, “Regis,” offers some thoughts to the Times of London’s Sarah Baxter on NATO, the UN, and America’s place in the global community

“Regis”:  “What’s to say, honey?  We’re a hyperpower.  Which, if you spent less time ankle biting and more time dolling yourself up and showing just a bit more of that creamy Brit thigh, you’d be so busy swigging pricey scotch at Sinatra-drenched swinger’s parties you wouldn’t have time to worry about asking me such silly, leading questions.*

“I mean, remember the Pigeon sisters?  Now those were a couple of Limey broads who knew how to live, sister.”

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(h/t DSurber via IP)

11 Replies to “John Bolton’s straight-talking mustache, “Regis,” offers some thoughts to the Times of London’s Sarah Baxter on NATO, the UN, and America’s place in the global community”

  1. Sticky B says:

    …more time dolling yourself up and showing just a bit more freckled Brit thigh…

    I can’t imagine Regis sinking to that level.

  2. alphie says:

    Baxter also asked him the Jack Bauer question: Who are you working for? 

    American Enterprise Institute. 

    Talk about an overcrowded lifeboat…

  3. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Well, when the ship of state is being piloted by Nancy Pelosi and Daily Kos, I’d say being in the lifeboat ain’t such a bad thing.

  4. alphie says:

    Until the supplies run out…

    Lynne Cheney: What’s that in your mustache, Boltie…hey where’s Ledeen?

    Bolton: There’s a rumor he’s dead…

  5. cranky-d says:

    I hope Jeff got his ankle protectors out of storage.

  6. Pablo says:

    American Enterprise Institute.

    Talk about an overcrowded lifeboat…

    Overcrowded? Aside from Ayaan Hirsi Ali who’s even used the AEI as a lifesaving device?

  7. guinsPen says:

    the Pigeon sisters

    Cecily and Walter, iirc.

  8. liberrocky says:

    Swing, baby, you’re platinum!

  9. kosisok says:

    Nancy can take care of teh kids AND pielet are “ship of state’ !!!,

    TAKE THAT DHINGERS !!!,

  10. Slartibartfast says:

    The Bolton/Jack Bauer comparison is not one of the smarter things Don Surber has done.

    Anyone besides me think that 24 is getting way too predictable?

  11. TimmyB says:

    Come on, Alphie, between attempting to convince everyone that Iran and Al Qeuda are not just pals, but ardent teenage lovers, and lying about whether he supported the Iraq war, Ledeen is much too busy to concern himself with Bolton’s hungry eyes. 

    In fact, if you ask him, he’ll probably tell you he’s not even in the lifeboat. “AEI?…Never heard of it.” After all, he’s not exactly honest.

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