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and fucking barn owls…”
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That is why people missed you so much. Right there.
It’s like a hit on a crack pipe–fo’ free!
get85 your talons off me you damned dirty barn owl!
Why do you hate Barn Owls! they’re endangered! WHAT MAKES YOU MORE IMPORTANT THAN BARN OWLS FDR!!???
SPECIST!
tw: strong88. yeah sure, I’ll get the letter signed and published later. duh.
and fucking .22’s .
VERMIN BITCH
You have to admit that barn owls are a bit spooky.
Oh, so now you’re anti-barn owl?
tw: Arms37 are for hugging and killing.
::snork:: Missed you, man!
Well, you know what they say: Jeff’s the best at whatever the hell it is he’s doing…
Hey, I may be out of the rightwing linkswap crowd these days, but that doesn’t mean I’m just going to sit here and TAKE it.
FEAR MY BAD POETRY, BLOG GIANTS! FOR IT COMES FOR THEE!
A PW quadruple haiku:
So glad Goldstein’s back.
Our Citizen Journalist
has returned at last.
He’ll lampoon for us
Pelosi and her mob of
appeasing lib’rals,
with Billy Jack and
Regis (Bolton’s moustache) and
the armadillo.
We can only hope,
he will bring back the slutty,
drunk, Anna Nichole!
TW “close69”; not gonna go there, wouldn’t be prudent…..
I see Johnson as more of a pocket gopher than Roosevelt.
Duuuuuuuuuuude –
you’re late. They’ve already done owls over at Harry Hutton’s.
twice.
Barn owls named MacArthur that is.
I had to look up Harry Hutton. I’m sorry, I just don’t get out much.
Liked his profile on Normblog. Made me revisit mine for the first time in ages.
Dan Fogelberg so rocks.
I can only reiterate what Patrick said.
{/without the snork, since my head is still stopped up, and that would be too much of a mess to clean off the keyboard}
Can Yellow-faced Pocket Gophers get polio?
Wait.
Isn’t it the barn owl that has the yellow face?
Holy crap. You mean PW has been here the whole time? Has anyone else been getting error messages for the past week and a half?
They contract it from fucking barn owls.
It’s good to have you back.
Thank you, Steven Jens.
Oh wait. Are you talking to Jeff?
oops
So, I’m a little confused. Does that mean they get polio from having relations with the barn owls or do they get it from, as the haiku (which didn’t include a seasonal reference, I might add, were I a prick) “fucking barn owls”?
Inquiring minds want to know.
We missed you Jeff. The barn owls and the pocket gophers missed you.
Or gigantic fricking English Pub Owls
I’ve never been afraid of fucking barn owls, not so much as getting caught at it.
BARN OWL LOVE!
I’ll take “songs the Captain and Tennillee decided not to record” for $400, Alex.
Why do you hate Barn Owls! they’re endangered!
Actually, Barn Owls are among the most successful owl species. We can have at ‘em.
BAM!!!!!! That’s what I’m talking about.
Welcome back, Jefe. Word on the street is that you’ll be in these here parts for a while.
Dicentra, I think it depends on where you live. I mainly just remember my dad having to deal with one at work(golf course) many years ago and all the special people he had to contact to properly care for it.