11 Replies to “Imagism [Dan Collins]”

1. lee says:

   January 23, 2007 at 1:43 am

   “You can see things you cannot see with the naked eye. You see skin blemishes; you see cottage cheese,” said Robbie D. “But some cellulite is not necessarily a bad thing. It’s kind of sexy.”

   This chick is ass deep in an Egyption river.

   What’s next? Sexy jowel Waddle?

2. dorkafork says:

   January 23, 2007 at 1:46 am

   I can’t believe you titled your post “I’m a gism”…

3. The Fabulous Timbo says:

   January 23, 2007 at 1:50 am

   Now, if they could only make the music better…

4. Dan Collins says:

   January 23, 2007 at 1:52 am

   http://www.jizwiz.com
   
   Like proteinwisdom, only shorter.

5. Gray says:

   January 23, 2007 at 2:00 am

   Bleah….  Lemme keep the fantasy….

   Nevermind that nonsense–look at this:

   Ernest Hemingway’s ‘Death in the Afternoon Cocktail’

   A recipe verified in the 1935 humoristic celebrities’ cocktail book titled
   
   ‘So Red the Nose or Breath in the Afternoon’ edited by the famous journalist and author Sterling North and Carl Kroch. Hemingway wrote:

   “This was arrived at by the author and three officers of the H.M.S. Danae after having spent seven hours overboard trying to get Capt. Bra Saunders’ fishing boat off a bank where she had gone with us in a N.W. gale.”

   It seems highly unlikely that he would have drunk such a drink if given a choice. In most cases the mixture ruins both ingredients, which would have annoyed him. A lighter absinthe is best, such as the Pernot distillery’s Un Emile Blanche or White Fairy.

   – 1 jigger of absinthe added to a champagne flute
   
   – Add iced champagne until it attains the proper opalescent milkiness.

   In honor of the novel it was named after, why not use a Spanish Cava instead?

6. Gray says:

   January 23, 2007 at 2:10 am

   Paste Eater!

   Dog OK after swallowing wads of glue
   
   2007/1
   
   8 minutes ago

   FREMONT, Ohio – A black Labrador retriever is expected to fully recover following surgery to escape a sticky situation, swallowing a quarter of a bottle of Gorilla Glue.

   Reineck played phone tag for a while with the dog‘s owners, who had called when the dog first vomited, before being able to tell them to bring it in for treatment. The owners declined to be identified.

   Reineck operated on Friday and removed two stiff globs, one the size of an orange and the other as big as a head of cauliflower.

   Reineck — who has had to remove a raincoat, a stuffed animal‘s head and the bottom third of a Christmas tree with glass ornaments from other dogs — said people need to be aware that household items can be attractive but dangerous for both pets and children.

   (Really, how could I resist?!)

7. The Ghost of Sidney Greenstreet says:

   January 23, 2007 at 2:38 am

   What’s next? Sexy jowel Waddle?

   And your point is, you anorexic twig?  May Camrynn Mannheim sit upon your face…

8. McGehee says:

   January 23, 2007 at 3:19 am

   What’s next? Sexy jowel Waddle?

   I’m set. Next on the agenda, alluring butt crack.

9. lee says:

   January 23, 2007 at 3:20 am

   May Camrynn Mannheim sit upon your face…

   Ghost,
   
   Not being a fan of professional poker, I have no idea what Mz. Mannheim looks like.

   So thank you, or fuck off you prick, whichever may apply.

   You pick ;P

10. MayBee says:

    January 23, 2007 at 4:33 am

    You guys are right. You know what is sexy? A LOT of cellulite.

11. E.P. says:

    January 23, 2007 at 6:21 am

    The Dryad is immortal. I made her so.

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