19 Replies to “Shallow Thoughts, by CraigC”

1. steve ex-expat says:

   January 24, 2007 at 3:55 am

   Craig,
   
   If you really did that more than 3 times, I’m guessing you would be posting from a hospital bed.

2. Darleen says:

   January 24, 2007 at 4:10 am

   I find that line pretty funny when I aim it at young dudes with beer guts

   or say something like

   “when’s the last time you actually saw your dick?”

3. McGehee says:

   January 24, 2007 at 4:14 am

   Darleen, you posted that right after SXXP on purpose, didn’t you?

   I think I’m in love.

4. Darleen says:

   January 24, 2007 at 4:15 am

   heh…

5. Gray says:

   January 24, 2007 at 4:18 am

   “when’s the last time you actually saw your dick?”

   “Oh yeah?  When’s the last time you saw it?!”

   slap-slap-slap-slap-slap

   (I shouldn’t have posted that.  I’m very sorry–I could not resist)

6. Darleen says:

   January 24, 2007 at 4:25 am

   “Oh yeah?  When’s the last time you saw it?!”

   My optomitrist doesn’t make reading glasses that strong.

7. Darleen says:

   January 24, 2007 at 4:26 am

   [we’re here all week. please remember to tip your waiter]

8. Gray says:

   January 24, 2007 at 4:42 am

   Ohhhhhhh!  Right in the goolies!

9. cranky-d says:

   January 24, 2007 at 4:52 am

   You are so burned, man.

10. Scrapiron says:

    January 24, 2007 at 5:03 am

    Just walk up and ask if they want to f***. You’ll get slapped a lot but it you pick fat ugly women or married women that do without you’ll get a lot to.

11. lunarpuff says:

    January 24, 2007 at 5:39 am

    Christ. Can’t you just find some happy 80’s music if you’re in need of cheering up ?

12. mojo says:

    January 24, 2007 at 5:43 am

    You don’t sweat much for a fat girl!

    Nice moustache, too.

    SB: hands96
    
    Man hands!

13. Lost Dog says:

    January 24, 2007 at 7:46 am

    Just walk up and ask if they want to f***.

    I had a friend in the 80’s who would ask this question to any Bim that came by.  The first time, he got laid, the second time he had his jaw wired for a month. I would hope that most PWers would agree that anyone who wouid have sex with me must be an unsavory character.

    What the Hell is the matter with us men? Is there absolutely no room for Testosterone in the
    
    new world? Or is my “blank” just a water spout?

    I have my suspicions…

    Can anyone believe that I am actually posting this? Ha, Ha, Ha…

14. Steven Seagal says:

    January 24, 2007 at 7:49 am

    Sometimes I go up to a couple (when the woman is really hot) and ask her date/husband what her bar fine is.

15. Lost Dog says:

    January 24, 2007 at 8:00 am

    Uhhh-

    The truth is that most guys would rather be 17 than seventy (not quite there yet, but it remains a looming reality).

    Life sucks, and then you get so old that you can’t do teeenagers anymore. Where did I go wrong? And why am I so old that I keep hitting the “Caps” button by mistake?

    Bummer,huh?

16. Lost Dog says:

    January 24, 2007 at 8:13 am

    Posted by Steven Seagal

    How cool is it that you can’t even spell your own name?  Very cool, if you ask me.

    You are not a coastal bird, as far as I can tell….

17. Chuck Norris says:

    January 24, 2007 at 8:34 am

    Steven Seagal is a pussy….

18. White Goodman says:

    January 24, 2007 at 1:03 pm

    fuckin’ Chuck Norris…

19. fletch says:

    January 25, 2007 at 1:56 am

    Lost Dog-

    Life sucks, and then you get so old that you can’t do teeenagers anymore.

    Damn!  I’m glad I’m not that old.

    I’m young enough to do teenagers, but I’m too old for teenagers to do me…

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