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Am I Self-Respecting? [Dan Collins]

Today, PW, tomorrow the WORLD!  Bwahahahahaha!

Some helpful man named Michael Green is going to make me rich (RICH), with the aid of you, my cast-iron global audience, who hang upon my every vapid observation like the mesmerized readers of Larry King’s departed column in USA Today!

Dan,

Unless you’ve spent 2006 buried under a rock, it won’t

have escaped your attention that Blogging has become

really BIG business.

In fact no self-respecting individual or organization is

without a Blog nowadays and everyone from news broadcasters

to politicians and business are blogging away. In fact

weBLogging has become the de facto method for building a

dedicated following based on cast-iron loyalty from readers

around the globe.

But… just as previously happened with other internet

marketing techniques like Ezines and Adsense, once again

it’s actually the AMATEURS who are the real PROFESSIONALS

when it comes to working out how to monetize Blogging.

See: http://www.HowToBlogForCash.com

But how’s it done?

That’s where my latest ‘How To’ toolkit kicks in!

See: http://www.HowToBlogForCash.com

Recently I was impressed when one of my Blogging friends

used her Blog to casually mention one of my other ‘How To’

toolkits and within 24 hours she had sold $11,023.00 worth

of my product! More amazing still was the fact that she

had only really mentioned it in passing.

But such is the loyalty of her Blog readers that they quite

literally hang on her every word and follow what she has to

say.

And if you’d like to find out how to make your random

musings pay the bills in 2007 (many times over), then go

ahead and check out my How To Blog For Cash toolkit over

at http://www.HowToBlogForCash.com

Here’s to your random thoughts making 2007 very profitable.

Yours,

Michael Green

P.S. Regular readers will recall that my toolkits often

sell for a short period of time before I pull them from

the market. But I’ve gone one better with ‘How To Blog For

Cash’ as you’ll see with this extraordinary pre-launch

offer > http://www.HowToBlogForCash.com

P.P.S. By this time next year you could have a global

audience waiting to hear whatever happens to be on your mind.

I want to show you how to turn that readership into cash

today. See http://www.HowToBlogForCash.com

Notice how I have cleverly slipped this into your reading en passant, casually dropped like a Mickey Finn or a Rohypnol or a dose of toxoplasma gondii surreptitiously mixed into your gimlet as you’re in the loo freshening up.  Bwahahahaha!  My deceitfulness knows no bounds, my slaves!

8 Replies to “Am I Self-Respecting? [Dan Collins]”

  1. RiverCocytus says:

    He’ll teach you to do what he is doing.

    It works, but … do you really want to be writing emails like that?

    He even has the string of PS’s, like one ought to have.

    I mean, he’s got the thing down, he really does (no joke.)

    But, uh… well. You’ll end up being posted about on blogs like this. By guys like yourself.

    Who you’ll laugh at for being poor sods. And then cry silently for your immortal soul.

  2. Dan Collins says:

    Well, RC, given your name, I know you’re the guy to cry me a river.  But I didn’t read the stuff, so I didn’t realize that I would have to, y’know, write emails and do other work.

    So, fuck it, man.  There’s always a catch.

  3. Austin Mike says:

    Blogging for cash is mere child’s play compared to the real challenge – commenting for cash!

  4. ahem says:

    There’s money in blogging? Someone should tell Jeff, immediately!

  5. Matt Collins says:

    Jeff – there’s money in blogging!

    Dan – you are completely insane.

  6. Dan Collins says:

    Thanks, Matt.  That means something, coming from my bro.  But am I as insane as Senator Joe?

  7. SporkLift Driver says:

    commenting for cash is mere child’s play compared to the real challenge – lurking for cash!

    It’s quite clear I won’t be making any money on this thread

  8. McGehee says:

    lurking for cash is mere child’s play compared to the real challenge—milking funny stuff other people came up with until it isn’t funny anymore, for cash!

    ASK ME HOW!

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