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Wherein I Apologize to Greenwald [Dan Collins]

Certain commenters seem a bit exercised that I’ve been so mean to GiGi, so I’d like to make it up with a big, musical group hug.  And what could say Greenwald better than Rod McKuen and Oliver?

Gleen, Gleen, Feingold has read

From your blog on the screen

And the Senators know

How you touched him, and so

You’re famous and stuff, darling Gleen

Gleen, Gleen, you’ve written a book

Some of the wingnuts were mean

So run, if you will, to the top of the hill

I won’t kick you down, bonnie Gleen

Till the sheep in the valley come home my way

Till the stars fall around me and find me alone

When the sun comes a-singin’ I’ll still be waitin’

For Gleen, Gleen, roses are red

And all of the pinkos gone green

While the hills are ablaze with the moon’s yellow haze

Come into my arms, bonnie Gleen

(Gleen, Gleen)

Gleen, you’re still in Brazil!!

Come out of your sock-puppet dream

And run, if you will to the top of the hill

Come into my arms, bonnie Gleen

3 Replies to “Wherein I Apologize to Greenwald [Dan Collins]”

  1. jdm says:

    Now that’s an apology. If you’re not forgiven, I don’t know what else you could do.

    Well, except for a reacharound seeing as how you’ve got him in your arms an all… just saying.

  2. lunarpuff says:

    Heeheee.

    If anyone actually called you mean (and I have not read the comments yet) that is just hysterical.

    I have to wonder if they read thru Gigi’s entire post. I did and I have the dead brain cells to prove it!

    I imagine he had to have two attendants present. One to wipe the spittle that must have been so profuse as to interfere with his breathing and the other to monitor his blood pressure.

    I bet he was wearing a super-cape also.

  3. Karl says:

    Though the Iraqis seem to have found Capt. Hussein, GiGi’s hypothetical boyfriend remains MIA.

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