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Liveblogging Bush’s speech as it was mentally processed by Glenn Greenwald(s)

update: You know, I’m not much for teevee, but that “You’re The One That I Want” show looks like it could be a hoot!

30 Replies to “Liveblogging Bush’s speech as it was mentally processed by Glenn Greenwald(s)”

  1. Ok low blow dhinger. If I’d would of seen Bush on TV I could TOTALY of blowed your “joke” post out of here. Glen doesn’t probaly come around your old dhinger blog anyways. Hey dhinger wish you were one of the poplular blog’s like Atrios don’t you. lol

  2. David Block says:

    Hatrios?? Yeah, he’s popular with the moonbat species.

  3. Jeff Goldstein says:

    It takes time to be popular.  I’d rather watch Chuck Bronson movies and sip mojitos with my imaginary friends.

    To each his own, I guess.

  4. MayBee says:

    Jeff, I think you are being overly generous.

  5. PMain says:

    Jimbo,

    How can we take you seriously when you mangle the English language & post about KFed scaring the CRAB out of you at Disneyland?

  6. alphie says:

    ”…stiff, nervous, and anxious to get it over with.”

    Powerline’s description of Bush’s speech tonight.

  7. me says:

    ”…stiff, nervous, and anxious to get it over with.”

    Sounds like my first time.

  8. Darleen says:

    Geez, if Rell One Jim is the caliber of ‘popular kid’ these days, I’ll stick with wingnutteria.

    We serve better snacks and booze.

  9. Karl says:

    FWIW, surge skeptic Noah Shachtman liked the speech.

    I doubt the speech matters much; I think people have long been at the point of judging entirely by whether they see results.

  10. cranky-d says:

    Didn’t anyone notice Jim’s URL?  Is it the return of Witheld?  Time will tell.

  11. furriskey says:

    If I’d would of seen Bush on TV I could TOTALY of blowed your “joke” post out of here

    This is a spoof, right?

  12. cranky-d says:

    Yes, it’s a joke.  Check out his URL.  The site is hilarious.

  13. Furriskey says:

    Do you think he writes them out properly at first & then goes over them fucking everything up, or do you think he’s just a natural?

  14. Pablo says:

    How can you chickenhawk neocon Bu$hco puppets be making wisecracks while there’s a war on?

    It’s morally indefensible! Except from Rio.

  15. gahrie says:

    The sockpuppet was thinking of Sen. Byrd during a snowstorm during Pres. Bush’s speech?

    There’s something pathological there.

  16. JJ says:

    lol Jimbo! Nice site.

  17. Jim in KC says:

    Only semi-related, CNN reports that the Dems have chosen Denver for their 2008 convention.  Mark your calendars for the Protein Wisdom live-blogging.

  18. Jim in KC says:

    But they’re citing an AP report, so it’s a bit uncertain at the moment whether they’re making it up or not.

  19. Jeff Goldstein says:

    If it is indeed in Denver, I will certainly live blog it—as well as “live blog” it.  I’ll also probably bring a video crew.

    Pajamas Media, you listening?  Better work on getting me a press pass toot sweet.  Maybe I can snag an interview with Edwards while wearing bunny ears.

  20. Jim in KC says:

    Maybe I can snag an interview with Edwards while wearing bunny ears.

    You, or Edwards?

  21. Karl says:

    Pay some kid to set up a sidewalk stand near the convention selling glasses of “donkey punch,” and let the hidden camera roll, baby!

    tw: called69.  Not quite.

  22. Jeff Goldstein says:

    I’ll do it myself, Karl.

    Oh.  And Billy Jack can attend the convention, too.

  23. david says:

    No mention of Saddam getting justice?  Huge feather in the presidential cap, one would think.

  24. cranky-d says:

    Do you think he writes them out properly at first & then goes over them fucking everything up, or do you think he’s just a natural?

    That’s a mystery.  I have never been able to figure out how he does it and yet is still able (presumably) to write like a normal person.  Maybe he has sacrificed that for the sake of his art.

  25. Jeff Goldstein says:

    david —

    This post is how Greenwald mentally processed Bush’s speech.  If there had been any mental mention of Saddam at all, it would have been something to the effect of “that mustache was so…butch.”

    Try to follow along.

  26. david says:

    A gay joke?  Pathetic.  Still, shame about that speech.

  27. guinsPen says:

    I agree 100%, david.

    I was hoping the President would use “Iran and Syria” and “acts of war” in the same sentence.

  28. Jeff Goldstein says:

    I’m sorry, david.  Are gays now a protected species at whose expense fun cannot be poked?  Or is it one of those identity politics things where only authentic gays can make fun of gays?

    Because Greenwald knows he’s gay.  And because it matters not a whit to me one way or the other, I treat him like I would any other jerkoff:  I poke fun at him.  Besides.  I have a history of making mustache remarks—and I’m pretty sure I’ve made it quite clear that I found Bolton’s mustache to be fairly handsome and manly.  Do I owe you an apology for that, as well?

    By the way, you aren’t a conservative, so calling me pathetic—passing judgment on me like you did—I’m pretty sure that’s a hate crime.  Just so you know.

  29. david says:

    I was hoping the President would use “Iran and Syria” and “acts of war” in the same sentence.

    Might have saved you some chafing.

  30. Jeff Goldstein says:

    And if anybody knows chafing, it’s david.

    Unless we’re talking about chafing dishes.  In which case, my money’s on Greenwald and his Brazilian cabana boys.

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