Following Dan’s post on (soon-to-be-ex) Miss USA Tara Conner’s “personal issues,” the rumors of which I summarize at my regular gig, Melissa asked for “an equal opportunity to ogle.”
I do not know where you can ogle Mr. Universe, but Just Jared is celebrating Brad Pitt’s 43rd birthday with a selection of photos. Ladies, ogle while you can, for he will soon be fat and bald.
Ooohh, I swoon.
And I think he’ll just get even sexier as he ages; he used to not do so much for me.
Same for George Clooney. But now, he’s hot.
And don’t get me started on Harrison Ford.
Ladies, ogle this:
http://www.freedomisnotfree.com/
Wow. And I thought I appreciated the military before…
I cannot believe that enlightened women such as yourselves could ogle and oogle over beefcakes like that. You absolutely demean men everywhere with such crass behavior and I am absolutely outraged.
Is the term “Masculanazi” coined yet?
Anyone?
Stace,
Is that a knife attached to his leg? I think I just fainted.
You know Karl, as I recall, Dan didn’t post any downer pics of the Ms. Universe looking wasted and wrinkled. I can just see her now–humped back, toting her oxygen tank, shriveled and drunk. Oh yeah and sporting an assortment of STDs for your pleasure.
Why the double-standard? Threatened maybe?
Melissa,
Dan didn’t post any downer pics, but if you follow the link in the post for “summarized,” I list Ms. Conner’s misbehavior in detail. And I am not above posting pics of Lindsay Lohan looking totally hagged out, or Reese Witherspoon and Britney Spears at less than their best moments. And that’s before Britney’s latest bout of not wearing panties for a week straight. Here’s a nice one of Angelina Jolie. And I recently had some fun with Pam Anderson and Jessica Simpson.
Oddly enough, I didn’t post the fat, bald Pitt pics at my regular gig. I stumbled across them today because I mistakenly clicked the “Brad Pitt” tag at Just Jared when I meant to get the permalink. So there’s no double-standard; I’ll take a cheap shot at pretty much anyone in the public eye.
As for feeling threatened, I’ll note that the site admin at my regular gig has stuck my picture on my posts. Pitt wishes he looked one-tenth as geeky as I do.
But this is what I get for trying to grant your request for some beefcake…
Bonus: Pitt kisses Clooney.
that’s really you Karl!? *swoons*
That looks like me.
You know…before.
Karl,
Those glasses rock! Do you report over there a lot?
*blushes, hoping everyone’s sarcasm tag was off*
I post that kind of entry at Pate most every weekday.
As for the glasses, they were not easy to come by. But after my last attempt at contact lenses failed miserably, I figured I would go in the exact opposite direction.
No sarcasm. Those are cool glasses.
no sarcasm here either. just ask RTO, I’m all about dark hair, glasses and pastey white skin. ;D
Well, thank you again. I may be even pastier now. I momentarily feel good enough about myself to post what my friend (and armed liberal) Sylvia just e-mailed me.
She’ll get hers.