Jennifer Aniston & Vince Vaughn Split
Oh, wait. I misread that. They just split.
Neither of the Break-Up stars was receiving enough publicity, explained their spokespeople.
Jennifer Aniston & Vince Vaughn Split
Oh, wait. I misread that. They just split.
Neither of the Break-Up stars was receiving enough publicity, explained their spokespeople.
That whole “Vinnifer” thing just never caught on.
The whole “splitting atoms with their minds” bit…
Every blog eventually becomes ace of spades.
Wait, I just realized that this means she’s available!
*smooths hair down to cover thin spot*
Hey baybee!
Hey! It’s just like what’s going to happen to Israel and the West Bank in Madrid after teh Baker Plan is acceptied!
Aniston? She’s the one with the patented, copyrighted, registered trademark hair, right?
Hahaha, McGehee! You’re really dating yourself. That’s Dorothy Hammill.
Did they split vertically or horizonally? I’ll take the bottom half of Jen.. or the right side of her.
No no no. You’re thinking of Dorothy Parker. Her hair wasn’t copyrighted, her tongue was.
They had considered going the adoption-for-publicity route, and had chosen to adopt from Anarctica. They wanted to save a cute little native anarctican baby from the melting polar ice caps.
Okay, that pisses me off.
Well then get back to work, funny boy!
If Kevin Federline tries to take advantage of this situation, I will slap his teeth and call him “Sally”.
Everybody over to Ace of Spades! I’m no longer needed!
Hell, I was always just a poor ripoff of that guy anyway.
On the plus side, no more dancing for you guys.
Ah! I smell FREEDOM!
I was just referring to the splitting atoms with the mind thingy, which gets thrown around at ace’s all the time. I hope you’re not serious. This blog is orthoganal to ace’s.
Hey, look. If someone just got dumped for Angelina Joile, you stay far away from them. Far, far away.
Especially since Dan started posting like a viking.
Well, there’s a TMI if I ever saw one.