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Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn Split Atoms with Their Minds! [Dan Collins]

Jennifer Aniston & Vince Vaughn Split

Oh, wait.  I misread that.  They just split.

Neither of the Break-Up stars was receiving enough publicity, explained their spokespeople.

17 Replies to “Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn Split Atoms with Their Minds! [Dan Collins]”

  1. Tai Chi Wawa says:

    That whole “Vinnifer” thing just never caught on.

  2. cranky-d says:

    The whole “splitting atoms with their minds” bit…

    Every blog eventually becomes ace of spades.

  3. cranky-d says:

    Wait, I just realized that this means she’s available!

    *smooths hair down to cover thin spot*

    Hey baybee!

  4. Gray says:

    Hey!  It’s just like what’s going to happen to Israel and the West Bank in Madrid after teh Baker Plan is acceptied!

  5. McGehee says:

    Aniston? She’s the one with the patented, copyrighted, registered trademark hair, right?

  6. Dan Collins says:

    Hahaha, McGehee!  You’re really dating yourself.  That’s Dorothy Hammill.

  7. sherlock says:

    Did they split vertically or horizonally? I’ll take the bottom half of Jen.. or the right side of her.

  8. McGehee says:

    That’s Dorothy Hammill.

    No no no. You’re thinking of Dorothy Parker. Her hair wasn’t copyrighted, her tongue was.

  9. MayBee says:

    Neither of the Break-Up stars was receiving enough publicity

    They had considered going the adoption-for-publicity route, and had chosen to adopt from Anarctica. They wanted to save a cute little native anarctican baby from the melting polar ice caps.

  10. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Every blog eventually becomes ace of spades.

    Okay, that pisses me off.

  11. Pablo says:

    Well then get back to work, funny boy!

  12. jake says:

    If Kevin Federline tries to take advantage of this situation, I will slap his teeth and call him “Sally”.

  13. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Everybody over to Ace of Spades!  I’m no longer needed!

    Hell, I was always just a poor ripoff of that guy anyway.

    On the plus side, no more dancing for you guys.

    Ah!  I smell FREEDOM!

  14. cranky-d says:

    Okay, that pisses me off.

    I was just referring to the splitting atoms with the mind thingy, which gets thrown around at ace’s all the time.  I hope you’re not serious.  This blog is orthoganal to ace’s.

  15. ahem says:

    Hey, look. If someone just got dumped for Angelina Joile, you stay far away from them. Far, far away.

  16. ahem says:

    Every blog eventually becomes ace of spades.

    Especially since Dan started posting like a viking.

  17. McGehee says:

    Especially since Dan started posting like a viking.

    Well, there’s a TMI if I ever saw one.

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