How about a Polar Ice Cap? Jawa Report has the dope on A Skeptic’s Guide to Debunking Global Warming Alarmism by James Inhofe’s committee, now available as an Acrobat document.
I wonder when Jay Rockefeller and Olympia “I’m Melting” Snowe will call on him to retract it.
You can insulate your children against this heresy by buying this book from earth-friendly Wal-Mart.
UPDATE: This looks totally cool.

God save us, a Polar Ice Cap to cool Gore’s brain on methane, Dan?
Uh, I was just thinking like a Turtle-Fur cap with, you know, an ice-cap design on it.
I was thinging of an all expense paid trip to Florida……..with a tour of the Florida courts system. I enjoy twisting the knife.
How about an autographed photo of the 2000 Supreme Court Justices holding “Sore/Losermann” bumperstickers?
Mwahahahaha…
Churchill and FDR saved western civilization by defeating the axis powers.
Al Gore is intent on destroying western civilization to defeat the internal combustion engine and too many people exhaling too much.
So much for modern day statesmanship.