This morning at roughly 7:15 am, Americans on the East Coast awakened to the surprising phenomenon of the sun rising in the east.
I mean, holy Ace’s flaming skull!
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But it’s an AP story. How can we be sure?
That is a catalogue of stupefying banality. I was particularly impressed by the determination of the boss of Toys R Us to keep restocking items despite the fact that people kept buying them. His must be a most frustrating life.
By some strange coincidence, just this morning I noticed water flowing downhill.
Somebody hold me.
That water – was it… wet by any chance?
Not if he’s an existentialist. Were Camus alive, we’d have an overlong essay about this man to luxuriate over…
I’ve also heard that if you sit out near the ocean, it will shrink for awhile, and then get bigger.
It’s either incontrovertible proof of Global Warming, or new studies suggest, the effect of the Moon.
But you know how conservative those hard science people can be.
I woulda thunk the “Sun Rises In The East” headline would have been attached to this article.
I … I was too traumatized to notice. <sob>