COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP)—Troy Smith’s Heisman Trophy was shipped home because airport security would not allow the Ohio State quarterback to take it on the plane Tuesday.
Well, I mean, wouldn’t you freak out at the sight of a large black man carrying a heavy object toward the gate? When asked to comment, DHS Secretary Michael Chertoff said, “Man, you people have really short memories. OJ won the Heisman, and we all know he’s a killer.”
Nice. Now a little love for Troy and The Ohio State Buckeyes please! Go Buckeyes.
That’s a good point. I’m going to have to give it to the DHS on this one.