me: “You know what I love most about you, savory corn casserole? How unapologetically decadent you are.”
savory corn casserole:
me: “That takes confidence, you know?”
savory corn casserole:
me: “…Anyway. Just thought I’d let you know how much I appreciate you.”
savory corn casserole: “Yeah, great. I’ll be sure to use your stirring words to buoy my spirits while I’m trapped in the rank folds of your colon with mashed turnips and a half-pound of masticated bird flesh.”
savory corn casserole: “Asshole.”
Where’s the savory corn casserole recipe?
One of my favorite chicken recipes refers to the bird as a carcass. I have to be mentally ready to actually prepare the chicken.
“Asshole”
Next stop.
SB: closed63
no detours
Wasn’t there a song about corn?
Sung by Nat King Cole?
“Undigestible…..
that’s what you are…..”
Hah, a simple 4 word proof that no casseroles are savory, let alone corn ones.
Doesn’t anyone eat real food anymore?
Real Food: Each individual item in its own place on the plate, not garbled up in some poorly glazed ceramic bowl from who knows where…
A half pound? Looks like Mr. Savory Corn Casserole is going reside there for a spell…