No, not that Gonzalez.  Philippine Justice Minister Raul Gonzalez.  American politicians, please take note:  In a charming bit of whimsy, Gonzalez has promised to throw any activists who try to disrupt next month’s Southeast Asian summit into the Mactan Straits and ”let the sharks eat them.”

Now if only our home-grown politicians would grow some cojones.  Think of the possibilites, and I mean that literally.  I’m too lazy and wacked out on meds to do it.  I’m sure you people could come up with some creative solutions to the problems that beset us.  BTW, don’t bother asking for Cindy Sheehan to be thrown in the Gulf of Mexico.  Even a shark would turn up its nose at that.

Thanks to Tim B.