A reader sends me simple instructions on how to hack your Darth Vader Vo-Changer Helmet to make your voice sound exactly like Charles Rangel. I’ll let you know how it turns out.
Of course, you could always just smoke a couple packs of cigs while downing a bottle of Jack Daniels and screeching out old AC/DC songs.
“Once upon a time there were were three beautiful girls who went to the military, and they were each assigned very hazardous duties. But I took them away from all that and now they work for me. My name is Charlie…”
I started to make a Rangel/voice joke the other night but thought better of it till I could find out if it was because of something traumatic. I still don’t know. I’m lazy. be careful you don’t get the Susan Estrich voice instead. eeeeeeee!
Yikes, Maggie, I hadn’t thought of that. Have they ever been on TV together?
AP Newswire – Wash DC 11/28/06
PELOSI PASSES OVER HASTINGS
Speaker-to-be Nancy Pelosi(D-CA)announced today that the ranking Democrat on the House Intelligence Committee, Rep. Alcee Hastings (D-FLA), will be passed over for the Chairman’s role when the new Congress convenes in January.
However, Pelosi did assign Hastings to an important role in her leadership team. Starting in early 2007, Hastings will be allowed to dress in a jockey uniform and stand in front of Pelosi’s San Francisco mansion holding a lamp in his hand.
Hey, don’t insult the boys like that, Dan. You’re lucky you weren’t around when I was drinking heavily and posting the lyrics to entire AC/DC songs. It’s a long way to the top if you wanna rock and roll, yannow.
if they have i probably passed out and don’t remember it. the horror….. the horror….
proud: Boy, that’s cold. (Actually, I’d put him in an orange jump suit, myself.)
“PELOSI PASSES OVER HASTINGS”
– Actually she managed to pass another one of her patented brain-farts, when a reporter asked her what she thought of the effects of al qaeda on the existing Iraq violence. Her answer:
“…My coments concerning the presidents connecting of al Qeada and Iraq are well known. That connection was already completely disproved by the 911 commision….”
– In spite of all of her staffs efforts to hide her from the press, she just can’t help herself. They issued a short statement sometime later that claimed…”The Speaker mis-understood the question….”.
– Nancy’s not getting off to an auspicious start. Maybe its the responsibility of all those lawn jockies she was thinking about.
CraigC,
Don’t forget to “get your fucking airplane of my airport”…
gotta love the boys…
Rangel and Brian probably have the same affliction… drinking and yelling a lot, oh, and the smokes… soooo smooooooooth…..
Brian’s ok, but it ain’t AC/DC without Bon Scott.
Evidently the Krauts have discovered your bandwidth-leeching and shut you down.
Sig – you beat me to it.
Dan,
You have been decried as a piratical thief and they direct the those that wish to see the photo to the appropriate site.
Look, am I a piratical thief, or a bandwidth leech? How can I be both?
“PELOSI PASSES OVER HASTINGSâ€Â
– Actually she managed to pass another one of her patented brain-farts, when a reporter asked her what she thought of the effects of al qaeda on the existing Iraq violence. Her answer:
“…My coments concerning the presidents connecting of al Qeada and Iraq are well known. That connection was already completely disproved by the 911 commision….â€Â
– In spite of all of her staffs efforts to hide her from the press, she just can’t help herself. They issued a short statement sometime later that claimed…”The Speaker mis-understood the question….â€Â.
– Nancy’s not getting off to an auspicious start. Maybe its the responsibility of all those lawn jockies she was thinking about.
John Kerry in drag? Have they ever been seen together? A long lost Kennedy relation?
She’s the first woman speaker of the house, ever!!!!!