And now for today’s Dumbass News. I guess we should start with the obvious one:
“Is that a guitar in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?”
Gives new meaning to the term “cock rock.”
“Hey baby, grab my whammy bar.”
“Oh, Morgan! When you said you’d electrify me, I had no idea!”
Anyone else?
Update: I forgot to thank Gail at Scribal Terror for the hat tip. Gail also wonders why I didn’t ask how he got the music store in his pants.
When is Jeff coming back?
Anybody can summarize the news.
Hey, it’s just like Protein Wisdom: takes a pickin’ and keeps on grinnin’…
Oh, so you ask that here, but not in my last guest post?
What do I have to do to get a little disrespect around here?
Just keep showing up, McGeehe. It’s bound to happen!
Promises, promises.