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“tonight we’re going to party like it’s 1999,” cont. (or, “I think I’m starting to figure out this ‘new direction’ for fighting terrorism that the Democratic base has been so eager to deploy…")

Of course, had they just called it “surrender” to begin with, that might have taken some of the, you know—thrill out of it.

EMBRACE OTHERNESS, PEOPLE!  IT’S THE NEW BLACK!

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(h/t STACLU and Newsbusters)

29 Replies to ““tonight we’re going to party like it’s 1999,” cont. (or, “I think I’m starting to figure out this ‘new direction’ for fighting terrorism that the Democratic base has been so eager to deploy…")”

  1. Nuke 'm Hill says:

    Just an FYI, Jeff.  The timestamp on this entry says 1pm.  Is that intentional, or is the clock on your server messed up?

  2. Dan Collins says:

    Conyers, a lawyer by trade, last decade pushed through a bill to help stop what he called “DWB,” driving while black.

    Uh . . . can they DO that?!

  3. Jeff Goldstein says:

    The clock on my server is screwed up, I think.  Or maybe it’s Expression Engine.  You got me.

    I’ll ask my host about it.

  4. Dan Collins says:

    “Racial and religious profiling is fundamentally un-American and we must make it illegal.”

    A couple of weeks ago, I was downtown late, and a woman crossed to the other side of the street, I suspect for no other reason than that I was a guy.

  5. Pablo says:

    A couple of weeks ago, I was downtown late, and a woman crossed to the other side of the street, I suspect for no other reason than that I was a guy.

    You need to find out who she was and get a restraining order. Because of the hate.

    Or maybe it would be easier to get a strongly worded UN resolution condemning her.

  6. RiverCocytus says:

    Darn it, and I just finished becoming black… now I have to become ‘the other’?

    Guess I should finally throw away my old VHS of Soul Man.

    I’ll be selling white flags, for creative, you know, embracing the other.

    We were going redeploy to Okinawa before we weren’t, we swear!

  7. Big Bang hunter says:

    – Does anyone else think the Dems look like a clown car group, practicing their act, climbing in and out of the miniature taxi. When the incoming BlueDogs join the troup, we should begin enjoying two years of non-stop entertainment. Can’t wait.

  8. TODD says:

    Hate to say I told you so, but…first things first, I seriously don’t think America is ready for dhimmitude as of yet, but as the general public is gently rocked to sleep by the Dems compassionate restructioning of the USA, don’t be suprised to see new ‘BURKA WEAR” shops opening up at a mall near you….I guess I should stock up on Hummus and Pita bread….

  9. Carin says:

    Working with Conyers, the Ranking Democrat on the House Judiciary

    Committee, Democrats have introduced legislation to end racial profiling,

    limit the reach of the Patriot Act, and make immigration safe and

    accessible.

    Conyers’s district includes Dearborn.  He wants to eliminate “racial and religious” profiling. Having just finished Spencer’s new book, I’m not going to sleep any better at night knowing the Democrats are behind the wheel.

  10. Dan Collins says:

    Burka-n-stocks

  11. Dan Collins says:

    Pork.  You can bet it’s not the OTHER white meat.

  12. J. Peden says:

    Yea, it seems clear that the only way to understand terrorists is to become a terrorist. Perhaps starting first by cutting fat hogs’ asses, then working cephalad.

  13. MarkD says:

    Stock up on bikinis, bacon, and beer.  The burquas, hummus and pitas will be easy to find.

  14. TODD says:

    “Stock up on bikinis, bacon, and beer”

    Pass on the bikinis, couldn’t stand the waxing.Beer on the other hand maybe, but 2 cases of Bombay Blue Sapphire will do. For the bacon, can’t risk the Sharia police showing up at my front door as the smell of Hickory Smoked goodness

    flows through the house…..May an extra case of Baco Bits to quell the urge for pork……

  15. Carin says:

    Stock up on bikinis, bacon, and beer.  The burquas, hummus and pitas will be easy to find.

    Yes, what will I miss most when our new Muslum overlords take over?  Aside from Christmas and other such Christian frivolity – I think I’ll miss the kick ass water parks.  I mean, I doubt they can survive once they have to go male-only (burka-clad women every other Wednesday afternoon.) I’m just clad I slid down Disney’s “Summit Plummet” before the end.

  16. BJTexs says:

    Well I guess I’ll just say goodbye now:

    Women’s soccer

    Spring break

    Woman’s gymanastics

    Strip Bowling

    Las Vegas and Atlantic City <FOOM>

    Rib Barbeques (Pork Variety)

    Heck: women’s sports

    Abortion Clinics (not so bad)

    Female Presidential Candidates (Hm, also not so bad)

    Synchronized Swimming (hey, there’s a trend!)

    Alchohol (shit!)

    Dancing With the Stars

    Maybe I can get a job as one of those guys that runs around caning people to go to the mosque…

  17. TODD says:

    BJ

    You left out:

    Strip clubs

    Bikini bars

    Chewing tobacco

    Donkey Basketball

    Pig racing

    Gay pron

    Lesbo pron

    Girl Scouts

    Mud wrestling

    Brittany Spears

    and worst of all

    Mini Skirts..

  18. BJTexs says:

    TODD:

    There comes a point when the creeping depression overwhelms the meds.

    Gay pron

    Lesbo pron

    Are we talking about fetishistic shrimp here or what? <hee>

    Man: mini skirts…crap…

  19. RiverCocytus says:

    Mini Skirts..

    May it never be!

  20. J. Peden says:

    No more talking Vaginas! Hoorah.

  21. TODD says:

    BJ

    Yes, the prawns be damned!!!!!!!

  22. Dan Collins says:

    No more talking Vaginas! Hoorah.

    Then who’s going to speak truth to pecker?

  23. Mikey NTH says:

    Yes, the prawns be damned!!!!!!!

    I will not have you speaking ill about Sir Gregory Parsloe-Parsloe.  Even if he is a pig napper.

    speaking of that…Good-bye, Empress of Blandings, three time silver medalist in the fat pigs category at the Shropshire Agricultrual Show.

  24. B Moe says:

    Would wet Buqua contests be allowed?

  25. B Moe says:

    or burqua, either one. ><

  26. lee says:

    Being an optimist, here’s what I’m looking forward to when the muslim overloads come marching in:

    No more political ads

    No more women drivers

    Getting to shoot AKs, in full auto, into the air

    No fat chicks wearing bikinis at the beach

    No more Jehova Witnesses knocking on my door

    Getting to keep a women chained to the stove

    No more debate over gay marrage

    No more worries about Hillary being president

    Getting to change my name to Mohammoud lee Manifico

  27. Big Bang hunter says:

    – OTH, midget tossing, head on or off optional, will enjoy an upsurge in popularity.

  28. actus says:

    Stock up on bikinis, bacon, and beer.  The burquas, hummus and pitas will be easy to find.

    The koreans nearby have hummus and pita. Not very fresh though. I’d like some fresh stuff. and a falafel place that freshly fries their falafel on order. There’s one called ‘amsterdam falafel’ but its kind of bland.

    The likely new chairman of the House Judiciary Committee says he’s just fighting bigotry in leading a Democrat jihad to deny law enforcement key terror-fighting tools.

    Get your mouth breathing started. Boy those stop the aclu guys are a riot.

  29. McGehee says:

    As of 10:12 p.m., I pronounce this thread dead.

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