Here’s a headline I’d always assumed would one day top a story about me. Alas, I was beaten to the punch: “Teacher displays porn during exam.” From BBC News:
Sixth formers at a leading independent school were exposed to pornographic images of women during a mock exam.
The students at Marlborough College in Wiltshire were part way through the AS-level exam when several looked up and noticed indecent pictures being relayed onto a large screen.
The invigilator, maths teacher Richard Jowett, appeared to have been looking at the material on his personal computer, forgetting it was linked up to the monitor.
Let the double entendres flow!
In fact, I’ll start: “Bust-ed!”
In Mr. Jowett’s defense: he was hard at work.
Ah, wood that that there were true, Andrew…
<s>can I take that class?</s> I mean, err, um, how awful!
Maybe he was just boning up for his next class.
I would also like to point out that this man’s name is, of all things, Richard, and that I’m not going any further down this particular primrose path.
Heh heh. You said, “going…down”…
I admire the teach for what he did: he really showed some spunk.
But I’m sure all this hubbub will peter out soon.
These pecker puns are addicting.
Oh, “a-<i>dic</i>-ting”!
I admit, I had to think long and hard about that one…
Finally got a handle on it though.
<i>You</i>: slow to pick up a dirty pun? Don’t tell me you’re going soft!
Argh, back to studying for my <i>final</i> final–no more dickering around!–which promises to be a big engorged cock of an exam.
Sounds like things probably got a bit testy there.
You guys are all nuts.
scutum, your barbs are but pinpricks to me.