Well, Thanksgiving’s almost here, and that means that the Holiday Season has begun for real.
Pilgrims and football.
If you take care of the Turkey, I’ll bring the infected blankets.
Thanks to Cyranet Greeting Cards.
Annual Stupid Counter-Punch Article. Fond remembrances of same from previous years, where tenured Berkeley profs tell us how little they’ve got to be thankful for.
And don’t forget the plight of the Ward-Churchill tribe, driven to the brink of extinction by truth-obsessed wingnuts.
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Stuff it in, man. There are starving people in Bangladesh.
And Hollywood . . .
Some of your relatives are insane. They think the same of you.
Two words: drink heavily
But, you know, nothing says the beginning of the Holiday Season like a Thanksgiving Special from Orenthal James Simpson:
featuring OJ’s new rendition of that old Christmas Classic, “I Caught Nicole Kissing Santa”!
Dan, have you been drinking? (stupid question, I know)
Is that Ward Churchill on black velvet?
That’s Ward Churchill on plagiarized black velvet.
Is it me, or is Ward starting to look a little bit like one of the Golden Girls?
An ode to Ward Churchill:
(To the tune of “One Tin Soldier”)
Go ahead and fake your background,
Go ahead and plagiarize.
Do in the name of “fairness”,
you can always justify your lies.
There won’t any paychecks waiting,
in your name from CU,
on the bloody morning after,
one fake injun rides away”
“And don’t forget the plight of the Ward-Churchill tribe, driven to the brink of extinction. . .”
Are you kidding me, there will never be an extinction of assholes.
And just as a point of clarification, that asshole is one of yours, not ours.
There are starving people in Bangladesh.
Which has apparently moved to Africa. Must be that global warmongering. I blame Bush!
And Hollywood…
God, she’s fat.
1628: Libertine! Get thee to thine home and don proper garments forthwith, forsooth! Thou art an offense to God and Man, clad as thee are! Not to mention, thou art frightening the women and horses.
1928: What the hell are you wearing, mister? Are those pantaloons? ‘Cause they don’t match your skirt, Nancy. And we don’t cotton to that sort of thing where I’m from.
Hehe,
I had to google Ward Churchill to see who he was.
Looks like he’s another famous only in the wingnutoshpere guy like Victor French Hanson…
What are you righties thankful for this year, btw?
Despite the election, The Decider is still runnin’ the war for another two years, maybe?
Like the universe, the capacity for self-parody is apparently infinite. Ditto cluelessness to same.
I hate to tell you wishone, but Fuax News is watched by less than 1/2 of a percent of Americans…
Sorry if me and 99% of Americans have never heard of one of the right’s boogeymen before.
We’re sooooo uniformed!
“We’re sooooo uniformed!”
– No not really monket-shit… more like illinformed and vampid…..
– Regarding “HeWhoWalksWithBigPlagurismsAndTinyWhiteWeinie”, last time I heard he’d been terminated, with pay, until his case is settled. Even that’s a miscarraige of justice.
Terminated with pay!
Say…I wonder how I can work a deal like that?
hehe. Only at Fox News, nobody but you righties ever heard of this guy.
I am starting to think that monky is really Witheld in a very good disguise.
Don’t be too hard on monkyballs, ignorance is a virtue to a moonbat.
I think you are on to something, Major J, since the PW readership has long been known for our unswerving devotion to Fox News. Just ask, say, Fred “If Ever A Guy NEEDED To Be Punched In The Mouth” Barnes.
Oh, Witheld!!!….come in here a minute, please.
wishbone, I only put with that because then Morton would get that show all to himself, right?
*sigh*
Morton
okay, see i’m so distracted i botched that. put UP with your talk of pounding Fred Barnes. see, that makes so much more sense.
Maggie,
Do you even believe that there are lenses in those idiotic Sally Jesse Raphael glasses that boob wears? He has all the intellectual depth of “Walker, Texas Ranger” and entertainment value of Ross Perot. I could have those analogies backwards.
eh, so he’s a bit optimistic at times. i don’t know that he’s worth the energy it would take to abuse him. or i’m just more prone to humoring old people.
– Morton?…I thought we covered stuttering in a past post…
BBH, it’s a running joke for me.
– Heh…. Remarkable likeness…. All I know is if I try to watch him labor through one of his stuttering rambles, the point of which no one can remember by the time he gets it out, I always muse if I was his floor manager, I’d have to chain myself to a studio door to keep from whacking him in back of the head whenever he got “stuck”, Larry and Shep style.
Damn you, BBH!!!! i’m watchin the rerun of special report now and i honestly had never noticed the stuttering before. you’ve ruined him for me! *sob*
okay, no, it’s kinda endearing, really.
i really need to get more sleep.
Mostly that I wasn’t born in Palestine.
And that I am not you.
That. Definitely that.
Thankful for everyone who came before me, to secure our freedoms down to the present day.
I remember in one column by someone from a while back, a real American Indian called Ward Churchill “Walking Eagle”. Because he was too full of s*** to fly.
I prefer the Churchill moniker “Chief Sitting Bull-shit”
Being laid off is the best thing that every happened to me. I have been hanging out and getting stoned every day. It’s sweet. I am still getting paid too.
White men are such tools.
Long ago, my people dwelled in that land. We followed an ancient way of life handed down to us by our ancestors. Then the invaders came in their ships. They took land that did not belong to them. At first we did not object. There were so few of them, it did not matter. But each year more ships arrived, and their appetite for land was insatiable. They made war upon our people, slaughtering them and burning their villages. We were driven back across the mountains, and hemmed into a tiny place, while the invaders spread out into lands that had once been ours.
Fecking Saxons.
The slaughtering, the pillaging, the carrying off of the women…
Good times, Good Times.
/s/ Hengst and Horsa.
Evidently monkyboy is rather new to my site…
By the time the Saxons arrived, your people were already tamed and house-broken by the Romans. No wonder they didn’t put up much of a fight.
I believe that someone said he started coming here, Jeff, after being banished from Captain Ed’s.
Long ago, my people dwelled in that land. We followed an ancient way of life handed down to us by our ancestors. Then the invaders came in their ships. At first they simply raided our coastal towns, raping and pillaging. But then they returned with their womenfolk and their cattle. They made war upon our people, slaughtering them and burning their villages. We were driven back towards the mountains, and hemmed into a tiny place, while the invaders spread out into lands that had once been ours.
Goddamned Norsemen.
This might be because you’re an idiot.
Problem is, he’s not completely banished from Capt. Ed’s joint. Monkei still occasionally spouts banalities and ties up threads…
Hehe,
My fellow simian still lives at the Captain’s place?
Never question the journalistic credentials of St. Malkin on the Captain’s site…
And Dan,
A little NSFW notation would be much appreciated *ABOVE* ‘see the rest’ if you’re going to post nudity. The danger doesn’t become apparent until after you post and the ‘see the rest’ portion gets seen.
Much ‘preciated…
Victor “French” Hanson?
That monkyboy pretends not to know who Ward Churchill is is a good sign. It means that his fellow red fascists are turning on their own in internecine fights, like Old Bolsheviks being airbrushed out of Stalin-era reproductions of photos of the October Revolution.
Churchill is about to become an Unperson. He will be dismissed without pay or pension by CU; complaints and self-serving press releases by him will be ignored by the media. Applications to other colleges, or foundations or other NGOs will be quietly thrown away. Fascist orgamizations such as ANSWER will send their goon squads to shout him down on speaking tours, after which invitations will quickly dry up. He’d best have saved up some of the loot he stole through fraud and plagiarism, because the only job he’ll be able to get henceforth will involve saying, “Do you want fries with that?”
That Ward “Who Dat?” Churchill is going to vanish from the radar screen is not so interesting, to my mind, as the question: who will be the next fascist icon to be stuffed down the memory hole? Moore? Soros? Moulitsas?
I think Moore’s well on his way to unpersonhood—I’ve noticed more than one person denying that they were ever fans.