11 Replies to “BREAKING:  Dan Rather STILL insisting TANG story “absolutely true,” suggests Bush shot JFK, JR, and MLK—all while “high on cheap rum and nose candy””

1. ahem says:

   November 7, 2006 at 6:58 pm

   He’s an embittered man, condemned to spend the rest of his days trying to prove his innocence. I’ll bet has has a lot of midnight conversations with his bottle of Jack.

2. Jeff Goldstein says:

   November 7, 2006 at 7:00 pm

   The real story is that he still manages to get air time.

   SOMEBODY NEEDS TO COVER THAT!

3. George W Bush says:

   November 7, 2006 at 7:09 pm

   Hey! I NEVER drink cheap rum!

4. Jeff Goldstein says:

   November 7, 2006 at 7:11 pm

   You think he hibernates, and then someone wakes him up just before election day?

   Or maybe he’s animatronic, and his clock is off.  It happened to Yul Brenner, and that was a freakin’ NIGHTMARE—especially for James Brolin.

5. Big Bang hunter says:

   November 7, 2006 at 8:43 pm

   I’ll bet [he] has has a lot of midnight conversations with his bottle of Jack.

   – Murrow, as in Edward R…..He has daily midnight conversations with Murrow, who pampers and rocks Rather in his lap ‘til the shaking stops. I’m sure Ed was right beside him at the interview, whispering words of support. The only old fart Journalist that’s more of a left-turd partisan hack is Kalb, although a few others come to mind.

6. Tom says:

   November 7, 2006 at 8:56 pm

   Wonder how many times his family has to drag him back into the house after he wanders the neighborhood in an open robe.

7. Scape-Goat Trainee says:

   November 7, 2006 at 9:18 pm

   He’s an embittered man, condemned to spend the rest of his days trying to prove his innocence. I’ll bet has has a lot of midnight conversations with his bottle of Jack.

   Sounds like Carter, condemned to spend the rest of his life trying to prove he wasn’t the worst President in history (a futile gesture), and that he wasn’t really afraid of that bunny.

8. BJTexs says:

   November 7, 2006 at 9:34 pm

   Well it could be that the TANG story is true, but Dan Rather is a fraud and, quite possibly, a deliberate deception.

   How do I know this?

   No one devoid of a recognizable personality could possibly be live in this astral plane(although that would explain the ability cojoin with Murrow.)

   Perhaps it’s one of Olafs training dummys running wild…

9. qqqq says:

   November 7, 2006 at 9:52 pm

   Who’s Dan Rather?

10. disobedient boomer baby says:

    November 7, 2006 at 11:02 pm

    America’s trusted news anchors used unreliable sources to promote their own agenda (lied), and people died.
    

    “The first part of creating a mass movement is the mythic idea.. We put the myth out there that America was in chaos. America was not in chaos. … When 100,000 people marched on the Pentagon in 1967, we put out the myth that America was divided in two. America was not divided in two. But we put the myth out there and what happened, by ’69, ’70, America was divided in two.” – Jerry Rubin

    / stuck on seditious

11. Mikey NTH says:

    November 7, 2006 at 11:38 pm

    If the shades of both Ed Murrow and Fred Friendly could return they would probably kick Dan’s ass from here to Land’s End.

    And back.  Those two for all of their faults knew evil when they saw it and didn’t excuse it.

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