Ford Jr: “Party? Sure, I’m in. Just make sure you load up the guest list with plenty of polished, phat lug nuts who enjoy a little hot tub play. Otherwise, I may as well just save some time and have my service send over some coke and a couple of hex nuts for half an hour.”
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[wingnut/amputee joke redacted]
Oh sure, a machine screw… got something against wood screws? HARDWARIST!!!
Playah-hater, is what you are…
Ah, Mr. Ford? Your service called and said your coconuts are on their way.
Washer yourself, you brought her!
Ford Jr.” You got any lock washers? I feel something coming loose.”
Loctite?!? Curses, foiled again!
Looks like I’m gonna have to bust a nut.
Goldstein, please hurry back! These guest posters are completely screwin…
Oh, wait.
Jeff—if all that’s keeping you away is a good ending for the script, remember… “No one ever suspects…the dog!”
Close-up on dog looking around shiftily.
Fade Out
Collect Check.
Dan’s good—he should get a blog…
Sanity Inspector adds to the mix…
Ahem’s putting a little hot sauce on the taco…
McGehee’s stirring it up…
The other contributors are keepin’ it real…
But, damn, Jeff—you know how to pahhhr-ty!
Hits you. Two minutes later, hits you again. Another minute or so, another hit….and in only 54 words. One time.
Wowza!
As they say.. “One take…”
Haha, machine screw. In the context, its just hilarious. Thanks, Jeff!
Hey, if God didn’t want us lookin’ at titties, why did he put nipples on the end of them?