Apparently, it’s white and powdery. So far, no evacuations.
Clinton: “Heh heh. Good ol’ Sandy.”
Dismemberment Murder Rivets New Orleans
NEW ORLEANS – New Orleans is a city fascinated with the macabre. Carriage drivers regale French Quarter tourists nightly with phantasmagoric tales of black magic, debauchery and murder. Visitors stroll around the legendary cemeteries, known as “Cities of the Dead,” and enjoy picnic lunches amid grand but crumbling tombs that look like something from the fevered mind of Edgar Allan Poe.
In recent days, New Orleans has been riveted by an all-too-true tale of tragedy: A man chopped up his girlfriend and cooked her head and legs in a French Quarter garret above a voodoo temple earlier this month before leaping to his death. It is one the ghastliest cases ever in a city drawn to the morbid.
In just about any other city, the spot where such horror took place might lie empty for years, regarded as cursed. But Midge Jones, a cemetery guide and enthusiast of the 19th-century voodoo queen Marie Laveau, said he has already inquired about renting the one-bedroom 1829 apartment, still cordoned off as a crime scene.
“As long as it is cleaned up and painted, and (has) a new gas stove, I’ve got no problem with it,” the 64-year-old said.
Other New Orleans residents felt that it was amazing how quickly the newcomer became fully integrated into the city.
Yawn. Puh-leeze! I’m from Milwaukee. This guy’s no Jeff Dahmer. He’s not even an Ed Gein. And leaving that stuff half-cooked . . . it’s just wasteful. Voodoo, my ass. Nothing compared to Germans.
Dickheads Lying About 2004 trying to convince blacks that their votes DO count after all.
Can’t think of what to do for your Jack-o-Lantern? 
It was probably the end of Clinton’s nose. I hear he had a pretty big blow problem for a while.
I hear you, ahem. And lest Angie Schultz or any others of German descent come around and think I’m being harsh, I’ll just say that growing up in Milwaukee people were always thinking that those Irish bastards next door were way too overt about their violent feelings, and that it’s a volatile combination when you’ve got more bars per capita than any state in the country, and more taxidermists per capita, and consume half of the brandy in the US. And so I’ll leave it at that.
Apparently, the big problem is that he undercooked the roux.
cirby–Unforgiveable!
– Clinton seems to leave white stains where ever he goes…..
Like from his 20’s to his 40’s. Those east coast elite school fratboys never grow up.
Huh! Tell me about it!
Clarification: I have noticed substances in 90-95% of the offices I’ve ever been in, so I don’t want you thinking I’m picking on Clinton. MY office has substances in it. I don’t deny it. It’s true.
Let those without substances in their offices throw the first . . . substance. At other people’s . . . offices. Yeah.
Unless there’s a clear photo or video of the little prairie cockaroach doing some blow with Slick and some hot co-eds before some serious dancing , what the hell’s the point ?
The white powdery substance wasn’t what it looked like, apparently. So now the question is, was Clinton shoveling for Jeff Goldstein?
A capital idea, DC.
I’ll take a baseball bat to it.
That face on a pumpkin for one night, would keep the kids away from my porch for years.
Nothing of substance has ever been found near Bill Clinton…
We have a winner.