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Pure Shit? [Dan Collins]

Zarathustra writes:

Jeff, your site is going to pure shit!

Discuss.

David weighs in

re: Reid

There is no “there” there.  And you all know it.

By the way, this place has really gone to crap.

UPDATE: seems that was a typo for “puree shit.” Sorry for the overreaction, Z-man

UPDATE x2: Purity of sh*t not high enough:

It would have to improve to get to pure sh*t.

Posted by tblMark | permalink

UPDATE x3: Asinine Spit Wads:

My comment was intended as a plea to stop throwing these asinine spit wads

at the blackboard.

Fair enough.  Care to offer up a post?

26 Replies to “Pure Shit? [Dan Collins]”

  1. ahem says:

    Dan, it should been Thus spake…

  2. Dan Collins, aka UnderGawd says:

    Yeah, but I was thinking of The Critique of Pure Shit.

  3. eLarson says:

    Yeah, man… the pure shit always costs a little more than the cheap crap you get around the way.

  4. BJTexs says:

    Has pure shit ever been blocked by The Dept. of the Interior?

    Huh? Huh? That would be some in-your-face pure shit.

  5. kelly says:

    Not pure shit per se.

    Little nuggets of corn are still visible.

    (I keed!)

  6. SPQR says:

    Another haiku purist, no doubt.

  7. jdm says:

    But! It’s really good shit.

    h/t the Firesign Theater

  8. Slartibartfast says:

    I blame myself.

  9. Carin says:

    I question the timing.  I don’t know how this could be turned into a Rovian plot, but then that’s what actus is for.

  10. BJTexs says:

    Carin, we just got the trolls back into the cave and are about to set off the controlled explosion. Please do not poke them with a sharp stick. We’ll be cleaning the mess up for days…

    Yea, yea, I know its fun but…

    jdm: new PW motto

    We’re all Bozos on this bus.

    Signed: Partisan Hack (PHack for short)

  11. cranky-d says:

    I take the statement that the shit is pure as a complimnent, really.  We’ve hit the nadir of shit posting. 

    I feel all warm and fuzzy now.

  12. Carl says:

    Is it the FDA, FTC or Ag. Dept. that determines if it is pure or impure? And what standards are used?

  13. BJTexs says:

    Is it the FDA, FTC or Ag. Dept. that determines if it is pure or impure? And what standards are used?

    Actually, based upon an arcane law from the late 1800’s, it’s the State Department, as they are widely perceived to be the leading experts on pure written shit.

  14. TODD says:

    Awwww shit, yes the pure variety. Pure shit, thats right, pure shit. What was I talking about again? Oh yes thats right Alec Baldwin, crusader of all that is good…..Defender of freedom, rescuer of those misfortuned. What the hell was he thinking?

  15. McGehee says:

    How does Zara knows it’s going to pure shit? I didn’t even know it was possible to get pure shit anymore, thanks to the damn ethanol lobby.

  16. Big Bang hunter says:

    – Speaking of pure shit, has anyone seen hide or scale of that weasly little marsupial highway crab since the spot showed up on the throw rug?

  17. Austin Mike says:

    ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMADILLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO feces.

  18. tblMark says:

    It would have to improve to get to pure sh*t.

  19. ahem says:

    tblMark: Your presence here can only help.

  20. MayBee says:

    eeewww, kelly!  Why’d you have to say that?

  21. you’re one to talk May”tanuki”Bee. ;p

    tw: seems like i walked74 antique booths today and i have a maneki neko to show for it.

    i just cannot stay on topic lately. sorry.

  22. Pablo says:

    Are you sure this hasn’t been stepped on? I only want the pure shit, man.

  23. Great Mencken's Ghost! says:

    Can we get some pure shit for our farm fertilizer out here in California?  Thanks.

  24. McGehee says:

    Can we get some pure shit for our farm fertilizer out here in California?

    Not if you’re growing spinach, please.

  25. Zarathustra says:

    Nero fiddled while Rome Burned.

    Goldstein’s modern day twist to this is to be pharmaceutically glued to his couch while the DIY (Do It Yourself) Channel washes over him like a warm blanket, oblivious to the fact that the class has degenerated into posting pictures of Wako Jacko and lame video’s from yester-year.

    My comment was intended as a plea to stop throwing these asinine spit wads at the blackboard.

  26. BJTexs says:

    Thus Spake: is there a better example of your need to get a life than your desire to give us an intellectual explaination of this:

    Jeff, your site is going to pure shit!

    When one is hocking up lugies, one needs to expect spitwads. Besides, it’s Jeff’s blackboard, not yours.

    G’Day!  PHack

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