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Are You Threatening Me? [Dan Collins]

Loonbat Iranian President Ahmablahblahblah threatens supporters of Israel on Jerusalem Day.

Iran’s president has warned that Muslims around the world will take revenge on states who supported Israel against the Palestinians.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad again questioned the extent of the Holocaust, when German Nazis murdered six million Jews.

Israel was founded on “claims about the Holocaust” for which the Palestinians were paying the price, he told a rally.

He was speaking on Jerusalem Day, when there are large demonstrations in Iran in support of the Palestinians.

It gets better:

“You imposed a group of terrorists… on the region. It is in your own interest to distance yourself from these criminals… This is an ultimatum. Don’t complain tomorrow.”

The “ultimatum” was directed at European states in particular.

“We have advised the Europeans that the Americans are far away, but you are the neighbours of the nations in this region,” Mr Ahmadinejad said.

“We inform you that the nations are like an ocean that is welling up, and if a storm begins, the dimensions will not stay limited to Palestine, and you may get hurt.”

The Ottoman Empire did not return our phone calls by press time.

He recommends that the Israelis go back to their countries of origin.  Presumably that would include the Muslim countries of the Middle East?

It’s too bad that we havent’ got a forward base in Iraq, or something, to remind them how far away we are.

6 Replies to “Are You Threatening Me? [Dan Collins]”

  1. ThePolishNizel says:

    Buh Bye, Europe.  Which, in all seriousness, is an abject shame as it is THE buffer zone we like to have between us and the islamojackasses.  Is it too late for the Euro’s?  I guess we need to stay tuned.

  2. Harry Bergeron says:

    When the Mafia does this it’s called Extortion, a felony, and you would go to jail if the authorites found out.

    Don’t try this at home, kids.

  3. mishu says:

    Look, these parades you throw are very expensive. You using my police, my sanitation people, and my Oldsmobiles free of charge. So, if you mention extortion again, I’ll have your legs broken.

  4. Techie says:

    He need TP for his bunghole……

    TW:  Wrong

    It was very wrong to read “Are you threatening me?” and instantly think Beavis and Butthead….

  5. TheGeezer says:

    The Ottoman Empire did not return our phone calls by press time.

    Didn’t they leave the phone off the hook beginning in about 1916?

  6. McGehee says:

    What do you expect of an empire named after a large footstool?

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