Keen-eared and subtle bard of the Left, Eve Ensler, (“The Vagina Monologues”) didn’t write this poem, but, perhaps, she should have.
When you abandon a Middle East nation friendly to the United States to an extremist revolution and end up encouraging raving Islamists bent on destroying the West, they
FIRE YOUR COWARDLY ASS
When you fail to notice that you can only get votes from those you’ve managed to brainwash into victimhood and fail to notice that ‘victims’ far outnumber victimizers, they
FIRE YOUR PANDERING ASS
When you are too lazy, smug, selfish and cynical to infuse fresh ideas into an unrealistic, utopian, murderous political ideology that has been thoroughly discredited, they
FIRE YOUR LAZY ASS
When you don’t dispose of rabid dogs like Osama bin Laden when you’ve had 10 chances and it results in the violent death of almost 3000 of your fellow citizens, they
FIRE YOUR INCOMPETENT ASS
When you lie to millions of Black Americans trying to make them believe they are too stupid and broken to ever take charge of their own lives and realize their dreams–and then persist in lying to them to keep them enslaved on your political plantation, they
FIRE YOUR SELF-SEEKING ASS
When you talk two sides out of your mouth about homosexuality, defending homosexuals when it serves your purposes, yet cynically defaming every political opponent as a ‘closet faggot’, they
FIRE YOUR HYPOCRITICAL ASS
When you villify unethical politicians of the opposing party, while failing to hold your own members to the same ethical standards when they, themselves, commit outrageous crimes, they
FIRE YOUR CRIMINAL ASS
Sometimes they even take away your right to practice law.
When your core consists of a self-appointed elite that is cynical, arrogant, historically uninformed, unacquainted with, dismissive of, and hostile to the average American family and its values, they
FIRE YOUR CLUELESS ASS
When you villify honest reporters, threaten to revoke the licenses of media organizations you disagree with, run visiting lecturers off the stage, hack the opposition’s web sites and scream at the top of your lungs to drown out opposing thoughts, they
FIRE YOUR TOTALITARIAN ASS
When you coordinate with the nations’ media to reveal state secrets that endanger the lives of the entire public–not just members of the opposing party–and render ineffectual those measures our officials have carefully chosen to protect us from our enemies, and willfully provide the ammunition by which our enemies may wound our elected government, they
FIRE YOUR TREASONOUS ASS
When you undermine the morale, imperil the lives, and impugn the honor of those Americans risking their lives to protect you despite your depravity and moral blindness, they
FIRE YOUR UNGRATEFUL ASS
We are the shareholders of the United States of America.
The Democratic Party is intellectually spent and morally bankrupt and they have ceded their right to represent a loyal, rational, political alternative to conservatism.
We need to remove them from office and we need to do it now.
FIRE THEIR ASSES THIS FALL.
P.S.:
When your party requires the aggressive participation of the entire mainstream media machine blaring propaganda, innuendo, disinformation and outright lies full blast 24/7/365–almost unopposed– in order to scrape up 50% of the vote, they
FIRE YOUR OBVIOUSLY UNREPRESENTATIVE ASS
h/t Michelle Malkin
I do believe that we have a manifesto/rallying cry for this year and 2008.
Outstanding work, ahem!
(even if I don’t see the poetry)
Nice one, ahem!
This is OT, but how the f’in hell do you register for HotAir.com? I’ve been trying to figure it out for the last hour, and I’m at my wit’s end. It wouldn’t be so bad except, it talks about registering and loggin in, but there is no button or indication of who to contact to register.
Its making me blind!!1!!11! Argh. Pardon my french.
/you now know how to piss of RiverCocytus.
Love the additional adjectives to the mantra Fire your Ass, clearly Eve’s version ran out of mojo after the first go around.
First, you find a time machine, and you go back to when they debuted the site…
They don’t open comment registration very often, and it ain’t open now.
Oh, and very nicely done, ahem.
ah. What frustrates me is not that registration is not open, its that I have no idea what to look for or who to contact to find out how or when I can. At least with LGF I could see ‘register(closed)’.. and then email Charles to ask him when it was going to be open.
There is no poetry. She’s the one claiming it’s a poem. I think it’s a facile piece of crap. When I wrote ‘subtle bard’ I thought I was being sufficiently damning. Guess not. O well…
Yeah, I’d love to get into Hot Air, but they stopped taking regs.
Apparantly my double secret probation sarcasm was on the fritz. It happens often when you write with the subtlety of Wes Craven, like me.
I’ll change the batteries next time.
Wait, it’s not good Eve Ensler unless there’s something about getting a 13 year old drunk so that you can tonguelash her. IM’s are for wannabes
We are the shareholders of the United States of America.
The Democratic Party is intellectually spent and morally bankrupt and they have ceded their right to represent a loyal, rational, political alternative to conservatism.
Perfect.