*in a New York Mobster Voice ala Scarface or any New York Mobster movie character*

That’s how I feel.  Yea, Friday you heard me.  Your on notice.  What?  You think this is funny?  Am I here for your amusement?  You talkin’ to me?  Are you talkin’ to me?  I’m the only one here, so you must be talkin’ to me. 

I heard yous been talking to Monday.  Yea, I saws you.  I saws you exchanging information and talkin’.  What were you talkin’ about?  You know Friday, I have a close relationship with Saturday and Thursdays…well Thursday has never liked you.

So you got a choice Friday.  You can stop your talkin’ to Monday and go back to being good ole’ Friday.  That’s the easy way.  Or, you can keep meetin’ with Monday and things are gonna get ugly.  You think you got what it takes? 

Well let me ask one question.  You feel lucky…punk?  I can put you into next Wednesday with little effort.  Wednesday’s never liked it’s position in the week.  So you see, I could do a little switcheroo and badda bing badda boom…your outta’ here.

So don’t mess.  You were a nice day before.  We use to talk all the time.  What happened to those days Friday?  Where have those good days gone?  You see, I think you’ve lost your way.  I’m here to help you find your way back to being Friday. 

So, let me know what yous think ’bout this idea.  It’s either this or we put the cement shoes on and stick you in the deep middle of the week.  I don’t wanna have to do it but a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.  This is the way it works aroun’ here, yous know what I mean?

You gotta choice.  Choose wisely.  Punk.

*in normal voice*

Yea, I’m back.  I want the tutu steam cleaned and back in the case by the way.  Those stains are not cool.  The rest of you…you’re on notice.  The techinblack is back.  Better watch your…back.  Oh, that was cheesy.