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Dark Lord Beckons [Dan Collins]

At the usual drop spot, encoded message announcing that special ops explosion of small underground nuke in North Korean territory was successful.  Timing questioner moles prepped to suggest that it was arranged to divert attention from Foley matter, work conspiracy-mongers into self-discrediting lather.  Please aid in any way possible.  Status: chalice and compass.  That is all.

UPDATE: Dark Lord bade me do this “for kicks.”

7 Replies to “Dark Lord Beckons [Dan Collins]”

  1. Big Bang hunter says:

    – Any Libturds out there want to discuss the vaunted “Clinton legacy” now, or would you like to go on ignoring world events, and indulge in further gay bashing of an ex-Senator?

    – You guys would be all set if you could just get your Marxist brothers to stop pissing in your cornflakes in such an untimely manner.

  2. McGehee says:

    Status: chalice and compass.

    Huh. On my copy of the instructions it was compass and saber. Are you and I in different cells or something?

  3. RiverCocytus AKA Chiaroscuro says:

    Digg, YouTube and Google are set to spin on their heads and equivocate about the ‘Marxist State’ as required. Our operatives have insured me of this, as they are deep, mad deep, so deep that it be cryin’, in the ranks.

    Also, will shipments of Mary-J-Wanna be arriving to be distributed for profit? The natives are restless, and fast food and convenience store sales are dipping as a result of a lack of munchies.

    I read Chalice and Compass. Our status is Monkey’s Uncle.

    The purple nurple has been instituted on Mohammed Atta, all eyes are on the Hippopotamus.

    Minion Chiaroscuro

    TW: Behold the truth… and ph34rrrrr!

  4. none says:

    My instructions say: The pellet with the poison’s in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!

  5. oh carp, what about the flagon with the dragon?

    tw: keep94… of what? damn! i’m just so disorganized lately.

  6. BJTexs says:

    oh carp, what about the flagon with the dragon?

    Kos broke it.

  7. Kos broke it.

    damn it! I can’t trust him with anything.

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