Evlybody prease conglaturate Nolth Kolea on successfur exprosion of nucreal device!
UNITED NATIONS – The U.N. Security Council should congratulate North Korea for its nuclear test instead of passing “useless” resolutions or statements, North Korea’s U.N. ambassador said Monday.
Pak Gil Yon told reporters he was proud of the North Koreans who conducted the test, and said the Security Council ought to be, too. Asked if the North planned any more tests, Pak said: “That will be enough. You don’t think so?”
The council was holding a meeting about the test, and several diplomats warned of tough measures, possibly including the threat of sanctions.
“It will be better for the Security Council of the United Nations to congratulate the DPRK scientists and researchers instead of doing such notorious, useless and rigorous resolutions or whatever,” Pak said, referring to the North by its formal name, the Democratic People’s Republic of North Korea.
While many council members said the test would be a threat to international peace and security, Pak claimed just the opposite.
“The nuclear test in the DPRK will greatly contribute in increasing the world deterrence of the DPRK” and will contribute “to the maintenance and guarantee of peace and security in the peninsula and the region,” he said.
First I would like to congratulate the subjects of Beloved Leader for his having screwed the pooch. I hope you remember some of those recipes for human corpses, because the next time there’s famine, there’s not going to be any famine relief, even if your government lets you have it. For the scientists, who received technology from a lunatic Pakastani, congratulations: you are geniuses. To Kim, yay! you’ve gotten your minutes of fame! Congratulations on causing Japan to go nuclear, dude! Do you suppose they might be able to get one of those things on a missile sooner and better than you will?
To the people of South Korea who soft-peddled relations with this moron, congratulations! You’ve got a lunatic nuclear neighbor! To the UN, well done! That’ll show those Iranians! To the idiots who gave them nuclear reactors in the first place: you guys rock!
Congratulations, fuckheads! Here’s your Nobel fucking peace prize!
I understand Japan is having a big trophy caste in Kim’s honor. He’ll of course want his picture taken with it, maybe even live video of his accepting it. The trophy looks oddly like a small and very efficient nuclear device…
Think Albright is dancing today?
Overheard at Jimmy Carter’s house: “If anyone calls, tell them I’m out fishin’. Unless it’s Fidel, of course, in which case, put him through.”
I recommend bookmarking Joshua Stanton’s One Free Korea, and the collective blog The Korea Liberator, for informed closeup bloggage.
The wet-ass hour approacheth…
Let’s not forget Jimmy boy and Billy boy with their long, flowing diplomatic success story. I feel like the two of then have plotted, snickering, to drop a truckload of radioactive cow manure on my front lawn.
Even the dandelions are dying…
Well done Dan
How long before the other shoe drops?
Hey, waitaminute: NPR kindly informed me this morning that, well, you know, the poor NK’s just HAD to go all nuke and all because, well, you know, first being branded EEEVIL and then seeing the assault on the good people of Iraq, what choice did they have?
Moral equivalence, NPR’s single greatest virtue.
Planning on driving my new red Ferrari thru the ‘hood today. And that rash of bank robbing tomorrow?
My fault.
And when Japan finally goes nuke?
Dubya’s.
Oh, and NPR concluded that the Chinese were, and I believe I quote, terrified of a nuclear NK.
So much so that they’re NK sending aid.
The Chinese.
Uh, Dan, with all due respect, might I suggest that fucking Nobel peace prize offers just a bit more irony than Nobel fucking peace prize. I mean, especially since Jimmah Cahter won it, ya know?
I dunno, I kinda like the first one…
Although based upon your e-mail, Geez, you have fucking on your mind… (wooo-hooo)
I don’t blame them. Apparently, we were just on the verge of invading. So says the Madman in Pajamas. Now – I bet we don’t invade. See? He’s their savior.
I bet he’s taking the afternoon off, to play a round of 18-holes-in-one-golf.
Well, he’s right about one thing: U.N. resolutions are useless.
Well, since the Ron Jeremy Resolution of ‘02 there has been good reason to notice the Nobel Peace Prize for Fucking.
Or is that the ‘Nobel Prize’ for ‘Fucking Piece’? I can’t remember the nomenclature.
That was, in retrospect, rather rude.
I’m kind of amazed at just how quickly the Clinton Legacy kicked in, on 9/11, and how it just keeps on kicking in. Must be some kind of new record?
Bill Clinton told a MSM reporter after he left office that No Korea was one real success that he left the Bush administration. I don’t seem to be hearing that anymore.
6Gun: NPR is classic liberal response. So Korea stopped their program during the Clinton years under the aforementioned “successful” agreement, and they seem to be several years from getting a bomb. If NoKo didn’t start until Bush called them evil, their technology is amazing!!!
Using NPR logic, can’t we nuke Iran and Venezuela since their presidents called Bush satan?
And those, of course, are THE salient points the NPR assholes hope nobody catches.
Surely stereotyping NPR and it’s lackeys as oozing teats to the mindless latte left must be as fun to us as McHitlerBurtonChimpy is to, well, NPR. Talk about the best predigested swill your tax dollars can buy.
If NPR were ever to admit that glad-handing, reporterette-thrilling, nuance-savoring President Clampett was wrong, and the only hope of saving the world now is President Bush, their heads would explode.
Well, a feller can dream, can’t he…?