“Men in Asia seeking to increase the size of their male member are mutilating themselves instead — and the trend seems to be catching on in the UK as well,” Cosmiverse reports.

“The men are injecting themselves with Vaseline and other oils in an attempt to augment the size and girth of their penis. The resulting injuries run the gamut from severe deformations caused by tissue damage to erectile dysfunction.”

‘The practice of embellishing the human body by injecting oils beneath the skin has been known for over a century,’ according to urologist, Institute of Urology and Nephrology (IUN) in London, Mr Manit Arya in an interview with the BBC. ‘Increasing the size of the girth of the penis is common in South East Asia as well as in Japan.’

Hmm. Rumor has it that rubbing the damned thing will have a similar effect in many cases. What, they don’t have friction is Asia?